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Cat vs. demon (oneshot) {repost}

Impulse and Zedaph were talking to Tango, about his ability to fall asleep anywhere. If tango is tired he will sleep.

Tango also has the ability to sit anywhere, if he fits he sits.

"Tango you pur like a cat in your sleep." Zedaph Said realizing something.

"Ok...."

"Like a cat Tango!"
"You are like a cat in other ways too!"

"How so?"

"In many ways!"

After Zedaph explained how Tango was like a cat, Tango got curious. So he headed to one of the resident cat experts of the server, with Impulse and Zedaph of course.

"Hello there, what brings you here today?" Scar greeted the three.

Jellie saw Tango and walked up to him curiously sniffed him and hissed.
Tango hissed back.

"Hmmmmm! Tango is similar to cat." Zed laughed.

"Oh my gosh yes! We need to test this." Scar said excitedly.

The first thing they did was put 2 cardboard boxes in the middle of the room.

Tango walked over and sat in the box with subconsciously.
Next Jellie jumped in the other box and stared with just the top of her head sticking out.

The next thing was the small red dot test.

They grabbed the laser light an shone it at the floor, Tango's and Jellies eyes went wide and both dived for the red light.

Zedaph and Scar could not stop laughing as the demon continued revealing he was more like a cat. Impulse on the other hand was just shocked.

"So is there anything else he does?" Scar asked.

"He purrs."

"How so?"

"Watch."

Impulse walked over to Tango and started petting the top of his head, and Tango made a very audible purring noise.

"Oh my this is great!"
"I wonder what he would do with treats?"

They grabbed Jellies treats and a bag of chips.

Scar shook the bag of chips and Tango ran in grabbed the chips and walked back out.
Next he shook the Jellie snacks, Jellie ran in and excitedly ate her treat.

When they walked back out Tango was sitting on Scars chest monster eating the chips he finessed.

"Little help please i don't know how I got up here." Tango said calmly.

Zedaph Just doubled down laughing along with Scar. Impulse on the other hot him down.

A butterfly flew by and Tango curiously followed it and Jellie chased it.

Toys:

Scar threw a bunch of cat toys down and Jellie went haywire with them.
Impulse picked up a piece of string and dangles it infront of Tango, only to find he definitely played with string.

After a while of playing Tango found his way back over to the cardboard box and sat in it, before falling asleep purring contently.

The only thing Zed could do with chuckle and take a picture.

About 500 words.
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Demon head canons.

- have cat like mentality's.
- I want pets
- that's enough pets
- if I fits I sits

- purrs

- playful but laid back

- will sleep practically anywhere

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My brain: make Tango cat
Me: why?
My brain: demon=cat now!
Me: ok

But for now, Keep swimming my little fishies!
Best regards,
SharkBait.