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"Okay everybody! Please give this permission slips to your guardians or parents. This field trip requires at least 2 chaperones, if you don't have one then you can't go on the field trip. Because this Field Trip is for Family bonding, and us to get to know each other better. Remember to bring..." Peter stopped listening to his teacher, looking really disappointed. He can't go on the field trip! 

Aunt May can't go because she's busy and I don't really have par- well he does, but it was Tony and Pepper Stark! That would totally blow his cover as the Puny Penis Parker the weak nerd of Midtown High to Peter Alexander Stark the handsome, nice, sweet, honest, cute, rich billionaire genius that he truly was.

So he sighed, before packing his stuff and putting the permission slip in, seeing at it was the last class for the day the bell rung signaling students are free from the hell hol- school! School, yeah, school.

He walked to the next block where Happy's car was waiting for him.

"Hey kid! So how was school" He only smiled weakly back, making Happy silently activate Protocol BSISP which stands for Baby Spider is sad Protocol, which basically lets the team know if they're Baby Spider had a bad day or generally sad. A protocol that Tony, Pepper and Natasha made secretly.

Peter went inside Peter greeting at FRIDAY in the process.
When he stepped outside and in the common room, he greeted everybody that was in the living room, and went to his room. Showering then changing into some casual clothes, and went down to the lab.

"Hey dad!" I greeted my father and went to my own desk and started my own sketch.

1 and a half hour later...

They we're both sitting by the table eating some Teriyaki Chicken for dinner.

"So, Peter what's wrong?" Tony started the conversation cutting the awkward silence between them, which only happens when Peter doesn't start the conversation.

"W-what's wrong?" Peter stuttered out.

"Cut the chase детка паук." 

"Oh! Uhm, we have a field trip tomorrow and we we're all going camping. But we need to have 2 chaperones, but Aunt May can't come, seeing as she has work and you guys can't go-"  Peter stopped himself after seeing his parents' smirks and his uncle and aunt's smirks and smiles.

"Of course, me and Pepper can go and Natasha could come as well." Tony said, making the others unmentioned frowned.

"B-but-"

"Uh! Uh! No buts, its a good opportunity to have some good family bonding." Pepper said already clearing her schedule for  tomorrow.

"Yup, and its a 3 day Field Trip, meaning, you can have a change of chaperones, tomorrow me, Pepper and Tony will be your chaperone and the next day you can have Bucky, Wanda and Steve" The 3 mentioned eyes lit up full of joy and excitement, while the others who we're not mentioned groaned in defeat.

"Then on the 3rd day, we can all have our monthly prank war." Tony finished making Peter's eyes lit up soon changing his face that screamed 'you guys better be ready I have plans' which made all of them (besides Peter) felt chill down their spines, it was always Peter's pranks the worst, it was always so unexpected and surprising. Natasha's or Loki's (if he's there) being second, Shuri being third if she was there, but if not then it was Clint's. The worst? Thor's, he was always so loud, and whenever he has a trap set up, he would always act so excited.

"What are the teams?" Peter asked excited.

"Well, its October so that means-shit!"

"Language-oh" Steve called out almost cursing near the end, realizing why Tony suddenly yelled.

You see, every month they have different teams, and October is the worst. Why? Its because the teams we're best to worst, but one of them was switched. Basically, what I'm trying to say is, the worst people on pranking team up but they have a teammate that's really good at pranking, and the best people at pranking team up but they have the worst person at pranking as they're teammate.

The teams we're...

Peter, Natasha, Clint, Loki, Thor

Steve, Bucky, Sam, Tony, (Shuri if she's here)

"Perfect, plus its a forest, perfect." Peter muttered loud enough that the avengers could hear him, gosh they hated when Peter was planning for prank wars.

"Then if they embarrass really hard then I'll prank them even harder" Peter smirked sending chills down their spines. 

They continued eating and they all packed their stuff.

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