Group Chat Disaster

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Summary: 

Peter was bored in class...

3rd Person POV:

Peter was bored, so instead of listening to on and on lectures about things he's already learned, he decided to make a group chat.

PeterParker added Tony Stark, Natasha, Clint, Dr. Banner, and 6 more.

Peter Parker changed name to ChaoticSuperFamily 

Tony Stark: Kid, why are you using your phone i class?

PeterParker: I already know everything dad (adopted) besides its boring.

Tony Stark: Can't argue with that.

Thor: I HAVE CLICKED A BUTTON NOW EVERYTHING I TYPE IS CAPS!

Loki: Gee Brother, you really are dumb.

Shuri set her own nickname to MemeQueen

MemeQueen: Yass!

Natasha set her own nickname to Mama Spider

Natasha set the nickname for PeterParker to Baby Spider.

Clint set his own nickname to TheHAWK

Natasha set the nickname for TheHAWK to IdiotHawk

IdiotHawk: Really Nat? Why you bully me?

Mama Spider: Because your an idiot.

Baby Spider set the nickname for Tony Stark to Overprotective Irondad

Sam: OMG! Hahahaahah!

Sam set his own nickname to Falcon de Wilson

Overprotective Irondad: What kind of name even is that?

Overprotective Irondad set the nickname for Captain Steve to Capsicle

Capsicle: Really?

Overprotective Irondad set the nickname for BuckyBarnes to Popsicle.

Popsicle: Knew it.

Dr. Banner set his own nickname to Dr. Hulk

Dr. Hulk: Please don't change my name again I made it really weird so you don't change it.

Overprotective Irondad set the nickname for Dr. Hulk to HulkRadiation

HulkRadiation: I hate you Tony.

Overprotective Irondad: You can't hate me we're science bros.

HulkRadiation: Dang it! Your right.

Loki set the nickname for Thor to God of Poptarts

God of Poptarts: THANK YOU MY DEAR BROTHER!

Loki set his own nickname to Mischief of the God

Baby Spider: You literally just reversed it Mr. Loki...

Mischief of the God: Shush child...

Baby Spider: Hello, Peter's dumb insignificant friends, you will be expected in the principal's office after class, you and Peter will all get detention. This is Peter's Science teacher.

IdiotHawk: Holy Shit-

Capsicle: Language!

Falcon de Wilson: This is gold! What should we do?

MemeQueen: I'm already in the jet! I am coming over to hear Mr. S0 Y0u got DeTEnTi0n's PDA's! Hahahahah!

Capsicle: OMG, please stop!

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