Peter Parker One-Shots

Habit

Peter has this habit... you know?

His room is upside down for a start. That's weird on its own.

I'll just explain it okay? 

When someone was sent to wake up Peter, it would always end with them on the ceiling. Peter would get shocked then without even thinking would web up whoever it is onto his bed. The Avengers would always send either Clint, Sam or Rhodey when he's there, and are they so unlucky.

But Ned and the Avengers betrayed him, he wasn't allowed on the surprise field trip to an unknown location because of how much his absences are. So when Ned texted they we're there, he immediately asked where they we're but Ned didn't answer Peter was left with a read from both Ned and MJ.

So, he just took it that they started so he went to his room and slept, and boy he was gonna regre- well he already is regretting it. No like really.

He looked around the room to see his AP Chemistry class shocked, and the Avengers, Ned and MJ we're all smirking at him. He looked up to see his High School Bully Euguene 'Flash' Thompson, in his bed webbed up and his face was in a mix of shock, disbelief and anger.

"What the heck! Penis, get me out of this- what even is this? And why do you have a room in the Tower and why is it upside down?!" Shit, Peter thought, before looking at his probably angr- yep they're angry he quickly webbed them up to his webbed carpet far away from Flash. 

"Hi?" He said or more like questioned and waved awkwardly at his class, they waved back-well half we're still in shock but they still waved.

"So, I'm Spiderman? And I'm really Mr. Stark's intern?" He said.

"Excuse me but I thought we we're passed that phase?" 

"Pish posh, once you start actually acting like a man not like a man-child"

"At I'm much more mature than Legolas over there"

"Hey!"

"Ha! See, he answers at his nickname!"

"I do not"

"Yeah? Well-"

"Shut up! Oh my gosh I just made a simple joke it ended with the two of you fighting for over a stupid nickname- I personally believe that Merida is a lot better"

"What the f*ck kid?"

"I totally agree with детка паук, right Merida?" Guess who it was.

"Welcome to my crazy life" Peter said lifting his arm to add drama, behind him a pale Flash, and the Avengers fighting.