Evangelion x Reader Oneshots

Mari Makinami Illustrious x Male!Reader - Operation Coochie (Part 1)

(A/N: hey y'all, it's been a fucking while.. and i'm terribly sorry for my absence and inactivity, i was doing """important""" stuff and yeah i finally watched the Rebuilds and i'll make a special chapter of it very soon so yeah get yo ass ready! also this is like a teaser for a nsfw chapter sooooo uumm... sorry if it's bad and long?? hope u guys will like it, so yeah see ya in da next chapter! 💖💖)

Mari Makinami Illustrious or Makinami-san as you call her is a cool and sassy girl but you absolutely love her! you love everything about her, her personality, manners, everything! you kinda have a huge crush on her to be honest..

since she joined NERV and lives in Tokyo-3, you couldn't stop thinking about her and sometimes you force her to work with you on some school projects but she refuses (daga kotowaru.) but this time you decided to do something different with her, you've been very horny for the past few days soo let's ask her to have sex with you. i know what you're about to comment right now hehe..

it's tuesday morning and you're going to school with Shinji, Toji, Kensuke and Kaworu aka your best friends, Kaworu was talking about Rei and that annoys you while Kensuke talks about his usual machine and plane stuff that makes you and Toji laugh because of his special attitude, and Shinji was... thinking about a girl he loved so deeply in the past, you're always worried about that poor little guy who's your bestest and closest friend, you had a difficult past like him but you got out of it, soo..

"Hey, what's up man? you good?" you asked in a worried tone.

"Yeah, it's nothing.. it's just that i'm thinking about an old friend of mine. but don't worry i'm fine..!" he said with a nervous laugh

"Shinji, dude, you can tell me y'know? i won't eat you!"

"Urgh, fine.. well um there was this girl who was my girlfriend at the time but we had to get her out of Tokyo-3 and changing her name because she spying was on NERV, the Evas and everything about the HQ. she was cute and lovely... i miss her." said the sad teen.

"Oh and what was her name?" you said in a curious tone.

"I think it was Mana Kirishima or something like that.. i wish she stayed longer.." he said in his signature depressed tone.

"That's a really cute name for a girl like her! umm also did you guys had sex oorrrr...." you said the last phrase in a perverted tone.

"HUH?! um um.... what uhh... y-yeah we did it, i putted my dick inside her and it felt so good... also i don't know why you're asking me that kind of question... that's so embarrassing even tho i answered you, hehe.. i mean um that's kinda weird..." the teen said all embarrassed.

"Yeah haha! but yeah there's something i'd like ask." you said.

"What is it, (Y/N)? is it about something you stress about orr someone?"

"B-both actually.. you know Makinami-san, right?" you said while Shinji nodded at you.

"Well uhh i've been extremely horny recently and i can't stop thinking her riding me and all y'know.. haha.."

"I see.. (Y/N), ask Kaworu-kun, he'll help you with that!"

"But you fucked a gi-" you got cutted by Shinji

"Shhhh! yeah but i'm not an expert, only Kaworu-kun knows how to be with a girl, he's a love specialist.. i mean he got every girls on his feet!"

"Damn, you're right! i'm gonna ask him later! thanks man!"

"You're welcome! guys! i think we arrived!"

*AT SCHOOL*

you see Kaworu with his fangirls as usual soo yeah let's ask him!