Psychology Fact: Amazingly woman has a wider-ranging peripheral vision, which allows her to check out a man's body from head to toe without getting caught. A male's peripheral vision is poorer, which is why a man has to move his gaze up and down a woman's body in a very obvious way. Men's tunnel vision means they just get caught more easily.
Subconscious & Conscious: *checking everyone out simultaneously*
Brain: ........ How are you doing that?.... ('◉⌓◉')
Subconscious: We have a 360° peripheral vision. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Conscious: *snorts in the back* Poor kid. (θ_θ)🥃
Brain: Hmmm, how does that work? None of you have eyes, actually both of you don't have a body for that matter.ತ_ತ
Subconscious: Indeed we don't. (灬^‿^灬)
Brain: But-
Conscious: Leave it, kid. (´◡ _ ◡')
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