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Psychology Fact: During social interactions, our feet and legs will mirror those of the person with whom we are talking. When people sit side to side, if they are on good terms, the top leg crossed over will point toward the other person. If a person is uncomfortable, he will switch the position of the legs so that the thigh becomes a barrier.

Subconscious: Thicc~ ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Burn: *calls 911/119* Hello, yes I'm here to report a perverted pedophilic lolicon, wait, he's gay so he's a perverted pedophilic shotacon. (. ❛ - ❛.)
Subconscious: (╬⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾ Д ⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾) *takes phone away* What the HELL?!? I'm not a pedophile! How could you give lies about your (imaginary)friend!?! You traitor!(ノ`Д')ノ彡┻━┻
Burn: *takes notes* Hmmm, he didn't deny that he was a pervert, gay, and a shotacon.
*Subconscious making dying pig noises* (*×*)
Burn: *walks away* >>>>( ͡°_ ͡°)
Conscious: *watched everything unfold and follows Burn out* I didn't peg him to be like that but I guess it's expected.  He's inlove with himself after all. (─.─||)🥃

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