Haircraft in Space

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Third Person's POV

"Sometimes, the struggle of a Freedom Fighter wears on the spirit" Aleena narrated "But as Sonia would soon learn, relaxing one's guard for even a second leaves room unscrupulous attack" Markus narrated.

A phone rings and a female robot picks it up "Perminator Salon, where our slogan is Hair-sta la vista, baby!' Doo Bot speakin'" Doo-Bot said and listens "Oh dear, now that is an emergency! Well you just get your frizzy little self down here!" She said hanging up and wheels over to a customer "Welp, guess who tried to do her own hair again. Tried it and fried it!" Doo-Bot said  "That's so typical. I told her not to trust anybody but you!" The customer said "Really?" Doo Bot asks as her eyes turn hypnotic "What else didn't you tell her?" Doo Bot asks "That I think Doctor Robotnik is a ridiculous.... conceited.... buffon" the customer said being intrance "You don't say!" Doo Bot said turning back to normal "Okay sweetie, that's it! You're done" Doo Bot said "Ooh perfect as usual! No wonder you're the hottest hairdresser in Robotropolis!" The customer said and left and Doo Bot went to a storage room when Sleet and Dingo came in "Oh! Oh, I-I didn't see you there" Doo Bot said as the two gang up on her "Sorry, b-but this area isn't for customers!" Doo Bot said as Dingo grabs her "Heeelp! Police! Masher! Look into now...!" Doo Bot said as Sleet turns her off "Finally!" Sleet said as Dingo put her down and Sleet opens her chest "Security system disabled" the computer inside said "Give me a blank tape" Sleet said to Dingo and he did so Sleet replaced it with the one in Doo Boot and reboots Doo Bot "Okay, let's get out of here!" Sleet said and the two left as Doo Bot activates "Who's neeeext?" Doo Bot asks.

*Meanwhile at the heroes' hideout*

"Oh man, that was the coolest last night! Oh, the Prince of Dorkness sure got his, didn't he?" Manic asks tapping his drumsticks on the table "Yep! He's gonna have to find some place else to build his bots now" Sonic said as he and Bridy where looking for something in the cabinets "I cannot believe how primitive my life has become" Sonia said trying to do her hair as Manic's drumsticks keep tapping "Oh, Manic would you keep it down?!" Sonia asks "Sure!" Manic said and keeps tapping on something lower than the table "Urrrrgh!" Sonia said and grabs her things walking off "Man, everybody's a critic" Manic said.

Brody and Sonic look behind them seeing Sonia tapping her foot having a dripping can on her hair "Hey nice do sis! You look like a.... recicle bin" Sonic said "Sonic Hedgehog, you left an open can of soda in the living room!" Sonia said grabbing the can and gives it to Sonic "Thanks sis!" Sonic said "So that's where you left it" Brody said "Thank sis?! I just poured it all over my head! Now I have to shampoo my hair again!" Sonia said "Hey, take a chill pill, Sonia. You used up all of Sonic's soda and he's not mad about it" Brody said "Arrgh!" Sonia said storming off.

Sonia was looking on the couch for her hair dryer "Manic, have you seen my hairdryer?" Sonia asks "What? I can't hear you over that hairdryer!" Manic said and Sonia went to the kitchen and gasps seeing Brody and Sonic sitting on the table using the hair dryer to heat up the chili dogs "Want a chili dog?" Brody asks "BRODY! SONIC!" Sonia said "Yeah We know, it's taking too long! I'll turn it up to high!" Sonic said "No! Its gonna short!" Sonia said as Sonic turns it up high and the hair dryer makes the chili dogs explode making a mess on the kitchen and on the three "Well, I guess we're not hungry after all" Sonic said giggling "Sonic Hedgehog and Brody Wolf, you two are so in trouble!" Sonia said "What did I do? I'm not the one who made it short" Brody said "Uh-oh, royal mad at six o'clock!" Manic said walking in and Sonia sees a Magazine with Doo Bot in it "Huh?" Sonia asks picking up the salon magazine "Oh I deserve this. I so deserve this!" Sonia said.

*Later at the saloon*

Sonia disguised herself a bit and passed by Bartleby as she got inside and takes a seat relaxing as Doo Bot goes to her "Isn't that the new Tex-Mex mousse? Ooh, a little sticky, huh..." Doo Bot said "You wouldn't believe me if I told you" Sonia said "Don't you worry honey. A little aromatherapy'll take care of all your worries! Do you want a 'aura massage'?" Doo Bot asks "I want the works!" Sonia said "Ah, sweetie, you are stressed! Why don't you tell Doo Bot all about it?" Doo Bot asks as her eyes turn hypnotic "Just tell me all about it!" She said "Well our last mission was just really hard, and the new rebel base is so cramped and dirty" Sonia said "Rebel base?" Doo Bot asks "Yeah... the command center is located right under Robotnik's backyard" Sonia said.

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