Chapter 3 - Kits

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Lionblaze: Welcome back to-

Hollyleaf: Top ten ways to annoy Jayfeather. We are at number 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lionblaze: *sigh* So we've just switched roles now?

Hollyleaf: Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Lionblaze: Number 8 is kits.

Hollyleaf: What? But they're soo cute!

Lionblaze: I know *evil grin* we will be viewing the ThunderClan camp from here today with my special camera.

Hollyleaf: *evil grin*

Lionblaze: I have secretly got Squirrelflight and Bramblestar helping us.

Hollyleaf: WHOOOO

Lionblaze: *zooms in the ThunderClan with camera*

Squirrelflight: Come on kits we have a job for you.

Sparkkit: Oooh what is it?

Bramblestar: You are going to go and play in the medicine den with the herbs.

Alderkit: That sounds fun!

Squirrelflight: Yes it will be.*the kits go into the medicine den and start throwing around herbs*

Jayfeather: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU EVIL KITS?!?

Alderkit and Sparkkit: B-but we were-

Squirrelflight: How dare you yell at kits Jayfeather? I thought you were better than that!

Jayfeather: B-but they-

Bramblestar: *pads in* Jayfeather come quick, Lilyheart is having kits!

Jayfeather: Great, more kits to destroy my stores!

Bramblestar: Jayfeather how dare you say that? You are never allowed to come to a gathering again in your whole life!

Jayfeather: *angry sigh*

Squirrelflight: Was that fun kits?

Alderkit and Sparkkit: Yeah!

Alderkit: I'm gonna become a medicine cat so I can do that everyday!!!

Bramblestar: Should we tell him what a medicine cat really is?

Squirrelflight: Nah. Let him have this. 

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