Hollyleaf: Welcome to Top Ten Ways to Annoy Jayfeather.
Lionblaze: Or Jazzy, as he is more commonly known as.
Hollyleaf: We have finally reached the top three!
Lionblaze: I know! So exciting!
Hollyleaf: Number 3 is... Dun Dun Duhhhhhhh – bottled water.
Lionblaze: Wait what?
Hollyleaf: You heard it. Bottled water.
Lionblaze: Uhhhhh fine! But we didn't plan this.
Hollyleaf: Oh silly, silly Lionblaze. I have been planning this for years. MWA HA HA HA!
Lionblaze: Ummmmmm. We only started this show a month ago.
Hollyleaf: I know.
Lionblaze: Creepy.
Hollyleaf: Yes.
Lionblaze: Aaaaaaanyway, back to the show.
Hollyleaf: Yes. BACK TO THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets out brand new camera*
Lionblaze: What happened to my camera?!?
Hollyleaf: Oh that piece of junk? I burnt it.
Lionblaze: WHAT?!?
Hollyleaf: Hey! You sound like Jazzy.
Lionblaze: *grinds teeth*
Hollyleaf: Uhhhhhhh
Lionblaze: Anyway.
Hollyleaf: Heh heh.
Lionblaze: Continue.
Hollyleaf: Thank you. *zooms in with camera. Lionblaze pulls faces at it*
Lionblaze: *whispering* I WILL GET YOU LATER
Ivypool: Hey Dovewing, can you get me a bottle of water.
Dovewing: Sure!
Jayfeather: *open mouthed* Whaaaaaaaa?
Squirrelflight: *Bramblestar gives her a bottle of water* Ohhh. So refreshing. Thank you Bramblestar.
Bramblestar: You're welcome.
Jayfeather: Hey Bramblestar-
Bramblestar: *sprays Anti-Jayfeather Repellent on him and Squirrelflight*
Jayfeather: *sigh* Hey Briarlight, why does everyone have bottled water except me.
Briarlight: It's like, the latest trend. Keep up Jazzy!
Jayfeather: *groan* Not you as well!
Briarlight: *smirk* Yes me as well.
Jayfeather: I can't believe I'm doing this. *sigh*. Hey Lionblaze!
Lionblaze: Wuddup bro?
Jayfeather: *confused look*
Hollyleaf: Sorry he's on a sugar high. He got into my secret stash of lollies.
Jayfeather: Anyway, why does everyone have bottled water?
Hollyleaf: OMSC YOU DON'T KNOW YOU ARE LIKE SOOOOOOOO BEHIND THE LATEST TRENDS.
Jayfeather: Shut up!
Hollyleaf: *smirk*
Jayfeather: I'm thirsty, can I have a drink of your bottled water.
Hollyleaf: Uhhhhhhh NO! Get your own!
Jayfeather: Where do I get some?
Hollyleaf: OMSC I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GET IT.
Jayfeather: I give up. *goes down to the lake to get a drink and sees his stick in the water* Noooooooooooooo!!!!!! My stick!!!!!!!! *dives into the water and doesn't notice Hollyleaf filming*
Hollyleaf: Haaaaaaaaaaa!
Jayfeather: *confused* Wait what?
Hollyleaf: Let me tell you a story. *everyone in ThunderClan gathers around her* Once upon a time there was a beautiful and intelligent she-cat named Hollyleaf who hatched a plan. It was an amazing and well-crafted plan. It-
Squirrelflight: Get to the point!
Hollyleaf: Okay, okay. For our third-place spot it had to be something good. For my plan to work, I had to control what was happening.
Lionblaze: So you made sure I found your stash of lollies and went on a sugar high.
Hollyleaf: Oh no. That wasn't my stash, you will never find it. That was just a pile of lollies.
Lionblaze: Oh.
Hollyleaf: After that I refused to tell Jay-Jay where to get bottled water, so he was forced to go down to the stream to get a drink. I then put his stick in the water, forcing him to dive in and get it.
Squirrelflight: Why did you want him to get the stick?
Hollyleaf: For our show.
Squirrelflight: Should've guessed.
Hollyleaf: The third-place spot on Top Ten Ways to Annoy Jayfeather goes to... Dun Dun Duhhhhhhh... Sticks!
*applause*
Hollyleaf: Thank you, thank you.
Jayfeather: I hate you, and I hate this show! *whispering* But not you Stick. *he strokes it*
Lionblaze: *ignoring him* Spoiler for our next episode: it has two parts!
Hollyleaf: That's right, our next episode will be a two-parter!
Lionblaze and Hollyleaf: SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!!!!!!
