Another goddamn first grade story jesus christ

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So in first grade in class I made a Christmas card for my parents. I signed my name pretty big because I made it, and decided to have all my classmates sign it. That backfired. They kept signing their names too big and I remade it 3 times before I gave up. Why was I dumb as hell?

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