The Creature Hub Smut Book. [ Final Book.]

The Horrific Human-Hybrid Egg Layer. [Joe.]

- Hello~! Let us being with something a friend of mine on Twitter and I were doing yesterday. She was talking about a ship called Jova. A ship between Joe and James. Aaaaand then this monstrosity came up. This just made me fucking laugh so I just had to write it. It won't be long, it's just for comic relief. I love you so fucking much, Splashy for this monstrosity xD. GG xD.

Credit ~ Splashy.

Splashy's Twitter ~ @SplashTheWine.

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The new intern, Joe was in his room, his little chicken head bobbing around as he does some things on his computer for the Hub. Well, that was until he had the urge to go to the bathroom. He leaps off of his chair and runs to said bathroom closing and locking the door. After what felt like hours, the unknown male slowly opens the door; no one could see since the chicken head was in the way, but his eyes were blown wide. Why, you ask? The so-called chicken man, for some odd reason, laded an egg. However, it wasn't any normal egg a normal chicken would lay. This thing was disgusting. How the hell did he even pass that? The world may never know.

"James! Jordan! Anyone!"

Is all the chicken boy could muster to scream out as he keeps moving back into the bathroom to stare at his horrific egg that was just... There.

Other than just James or Jordan, the entire Hub was there, staring at the chicken man, rather contused. Joe frowns behind his chicken head as he motions for the guys to come into the bathroom. They all pile in, staring at the seat that was closed. However, after a moment, Joe opens the toilet seat as shocked noises and disgust leave the boys' mouths.

"Ew!" James was first to say what was on his mind as he leans a bit closer to the bowl. "Ewwww... What the fuck is that? That thing is huge!" James was about ready to poke it before Jordan pulls him away, shaking his head.

"Damn dude. That came out of your ass?" Aleks was next as he stares for a moment then just leaves, seeing that it really didn't interest him that much to see a discolored — what he thinks as an alien — in the fucking toilet.

"Rip." Was the only thing that the Irishman states as his expression really never changed. After he said just one word he, like Aleks, leaves the scene of the crime.

"Wha' the 'ell is that thing!? It looks like a fuckin' base ball! Tha' came outta your ass!? Wow." The room was filled with Dex's thick accent as he speaks what was on his mind, pointing to it, a look of complete disgust on his face. This is not Cringe Factor.

"What the hell?" Kevin speaks as he can't help but to laugh at the monstrosity that was in said toilet. He kept laughing as he leaves the bathroom to go back to his office.

Dan just shrugs as he, as well, leaves the room, the big egg not of interest to the male.

The rest of the men also leave the room as they put in their two-cents, leaving only Joe and Jordan left in the room, "What the brown are you going to do with it? That won't flush just so you know. If you clog our toilet, your fixing it."

Joe frowns under his chicken head as he as well as Jordan leave the room to think it over on what they can do with said egg.

An infamous man makes his way to the toilet, not knowing what has went down since he wasn't there when it happened. The golden giggler finally makes it there as he lifts the seat up and stares at the object in the toilet. He didn't know what it was, but he couldn't help but to start laughing at it, "Aleks! Aleks! There's a meatball in the toilet!"

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I don't know how to type in a British accent. Looks legit to me. If it's not, I tried. And, I had to add the part with Eddie cause why the hell not. xD.

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