The Creature Hub Smut Book. [ Final Book.]

Sarcasm With Seamus || Jeamus

— Gonna try something new with this one and I hope you like it~! If you do, and any ships involving Seamus I can do this.~ It may not be very long but I need to write something for you guys and since it's the weekend, I'm going to try and catch up. Let us begin.~

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Seamus sighs as he looks around his set he uses for the Sarcasm with Seamus bit. The cameras were ready and everything seemed to be in the right place and at the right time. However the paper he had in his hand didn't.

"A user by the name of 'iWannaBeSeamus' — Wow. you can't be me but if you want the set and do this shit go right ahead — wanted to know the definition of Jeamus. Jeamus is:

— A fucking ship involving me and James.

— Something the fans want to happen which it fucking won't.

— Sick people like to ship real people with other real people.

Let's go to the skit then. Get ready for porn since this is what the fans want."

— Non-Smut Skit—

Seamus made his way to James' office, his normal look on his face as he just enters the room without knocking. He seen that James was sitting at his computer, his big head blocking the view of one of his monitors, but once the sarcastic man made his way more closer and got a better look at the object on the screen, he seen that it was fanart of Jeamus. Seamus blinks as he made his way more closer, tapping the rager on the shoulder, "Why are you looking at this for?"

The rager blinks as he turns the screen off that had the fanart on it and turned to look at his friend, "Excuse me. I wasn't looking at anything."

"You were looking at Jeamus. You know I hate that shit."

"The fans love it."

"I don't."

"Gimme a kiss, Seamus."

"No."

"Do it!"

"No!"

James got up as he pushed the king of sarcasm over to the wall, their faces rather close to each other; James leans forward, an inch or two apart but the video ends before the kiss can be given, if it even was.

— Smut Skit—

Both James and Seamus seemed to be alone in the office as they were just hanging out in the stream room, both looking at each other, but no words were given. James was the first to move, getting up and making his way over to the other, leaning down and planting a few little pecks on his cheek, moving down to his neck. Seamus sighs as he leans his head to the side, letting the rager do as he pleased to him, which, for some reason, he actually liked it.

Seamus moved a hand up to grab onto James' head, moving his to meet his own, bringing lips to meet in a hesitant kiss, not wanting to freak each other out but as the video goes on, the kissing as now turned to touching. James hand his hand between Seamus' legs, massaging the object of want there as his eyes focus on the others pleased face.

Things didn't go too far except for touching but it seems that James wanted more, however, Seamus did not.

The video cuts when both James and Seamus were grinding against each other, soft moans slipping from them both.

"Well there you go. That's what Jeamus is you weirdo's..."

Before the video cut, James made his way into the room blocking the older male from the camera. But once they both turn, the camera sees their both in a lip lock. James grins like an idiot as he gives Seamus a final peck before looking at the camera, "Keep that shit in. Fan-service."

"You broke the fourth wall!"

"Hordan, fuck you."

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This was rather rushed but hey.~ I kinda wanted to write something up for you guys who have been waiting forever for a part for this; I'll try and write something up for 'The Mentally Ill' as well.

If you liked this part, and have any prompts or one-shot ideas you want to see, leave them in the comments and I shall see what I can do~! If you also liked this part, give it a star~! If you want to get to know me on a personal level, or just fangirl about the Creatures, or just blab, follow my Twitter~! @TheCreaturette. I don't bite. Much. And, if you want, you can follow me.~ I'll appreciate it with a passion.~

P.S. I'm one of those sick people. So take no offense to that. It's sarcasm.

I love you~!

— SinfulWordMaster

[AKA]

— The-Writer-Of-Sins.