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HARRY POTTER AND MARAUDERS JOKES

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Marauders at 3 AM in the dorm

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Sirius: You're being ridiculous, a Thestral would absolutely win.

                          
James: Are you kidding me ? A Hippogriff is way bigger and way stronger. A Thestral is all skin and bone, it'd snap like a twig on the first kick !

                          
Sirius: It wouldn't even be able to see it ! It can't snap it if it doesn't get hit, Prongs.

                          
James: They're Hippogriffs, Pads. They've obviously seen death before. They kill to eat, it would totally see-

                          
Remus: [ wakes up suddenly ] Wait, wait- do you hear that ?

                          
Sirius: What-

                          
Remus: Shh! Listen !

                          
James:

                          
Sirius:

                          
James: I don't hear anything Moony..

                          
Remus: I know, and it's glorious. GO TO SLEEP
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