Peter: *squeals and climbs the first available furniture or person* that thing is bigger than my animagus form!!!
James: YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE ! YOU CRAWL ACROSS MY KITCHEN FLOOR- *yelps when the spider twitches* YOU DARE TWITCH YOUR WEIRD AS FUCK LEG !!!
Sirius: You chose the wrong living room ceiling, mate. *gets out wand* Incendio! Shit, missed. Incendio! Incendio! Incendio! STOP MOVING !
Remus: *sees spider* *conjures a cup and some paper* *catches spider and releases it outside* *salutes as it scuttles off*
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HARRY POTTER AND MARAUDERS JOKES
HumorCollection of Potterverse jokes ( majorly Marauders ) I found randomly XD Happy reading! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rankings : #63 in mcgonagall ( October 02, 2020 ) #82 in wormtail ( October 06, 2020 ) #84 in padfoot ( October 06, 2...
