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HARRY POTTER AND MARAUDERS JOKES

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Collection of Potterverse jokes ( majorly Marauders ) I found randomly XD Happy reading! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rankings : #63 in mcgonagall ( October 02, 2020 ) #82 in wormtail ( October 06, 2020 ) #84 in padfoot ( October 06, 2...

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Fred and Dumbledore

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Fred: Why did the chicken cross the road ?

                          
Dumbledore: Why ?

                          
Fred: To get to the idiot's house

                          
Fred: Knock knock

                          
Dumbledore: Who's there ?

                          
Fred: The chicken 

                          
Dumbledore: 

                          
Fred:

                          
Dumbledore: I won't punish you on one condition.

                          
Fred: What ?

                          
Dumbledore: Go tell that joke to Snape

                          
Fred: *sweats nervously*
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