So, you have a plan- GET THE HELL OUT-, but u know u won't survive a second out there without any resources, fortunately, you have a small list at the back of your head of the necessities you might need, so you comply.
The basics can be split into 4 categories; food and water, weapons, hygiene products and first aid kits.
Food and water:
So, as we all know, humans need food and water for energy, and to properly function in general, unless your a vampire (I see you), so one of the most important things you will need to take with you is just that.
Consider canned foods, or foods that wont spoil without a fridge, like that chocolate cake left over from last night, and opt for things like canned tuna, beans, corn and other canned products that last a long time, these mentioned above can last up to 5 years (unless the can is damaged- then u throw that out, pls, I'm beg-), anyways, you can also take things like slim jims (which last approx 1 year -if properly sealed that is-) for a nice sOuRcE oF pRoTiEn, (no like acc) and other foods that last a long long long time, make sure you also take as much water as you physically can without it being a hassle and slowing you down.(Vamps, don't forget the blood bags, then again, doesn't vampirism make you immune to all diseases? Oh well.)
NEXT IS... *drum-roll*
Weapons: (obv)
Raid your mom's kitchen for her best knife, yes, I'm serious, and dw, I pretty sure she won't kill you (as long as you don't damage it, not making any promises so do this at your own risk), look for as many efficient weapons you can find, you can make anything a weapon, like hammering nails in a baseball bat (a plain one will do too), use a long sharp kitchen knife, that dagger you hang on the wall for decoration, and even fire arms (although not recommended unless you have a silencer, as loud noises will just attract more of the undead).
When I say you can use anything for a weapon, I mean it, like your sister's hair straightener, per see, you can whack the zombie's with the heating part in the jaw to take away their ability to eat you alive (bet u feel powerful rn), tangle them with the cord and stab them in the brains to finish them off with the plug-in thingys.
You can use stuff like metal shovels, rakes, baseball bats, knifes, hair straighteners, axes (to slice cleanly into their skulls and mush their brains into gooey zombie brain soup, DeLicIoUs) that long THICC stick you keep on you all the time to beat up 3rd graders(jk, don't do that man, not cool) and anything quiet and inconspicuous really.
OK TROOPS!
This post was longer that expected, so gotta end it here, see ya!
Over and out.
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