The Heat Feels Good(Kyle x Cartman) CONTINUED~completed

Operation Anti-Cupid?

Kyle's POV

Monday morning, I made sure to get out the door extra early. I made it my Monday morning mission to make sure Cartman didn't bail on me and ends up on the bus today. I know he's been acting really weird since the day in the basement, but I wouldn't put it past him to skip a project with me because of it. Wouldn't be the first time either. I walked over to his house and basically busted down his door and stormed inside. This could be breaking and entering, but it's not like Cartman hasn't snuck into my room at ungodly times for dumb reasons before. Not to mention he has cameras everywhere like some sort of mob boss.

I made my way up the stairs, and walked into Cartman's room, to find him lying in bed, eyes wide open, fully awake. Dark circles formed under his eyes, and he looked almost sickly.  He must be faking it. Normally, I'd leave him be and let him fail his project , but this time it's our project.

So if he fails, I also fail, and I am not okay with going down for his lard ass.

"Get ready Cartman, we have a project to turn in today." I ordered simply. Cartman still seemed confused why I was even in his house, and I felt uneasiness sit in my stomach for a few seconds. He finally shook his head, and rubbed his eyes.

"Alright, wait downstairs. I'll be down in 25 minutes."

Does he really think I know he's not gonna pull some shit? Well, he's got another thing coming if he thinks that acting all sick and concise is gonna stop me.

"Yeah, I'm not doing that. If I leave, then you'll just jump out the window and go to Burger king or something."

"So what? You just gonna watch me get ready for school?"

"There's worse fates than having to watch you get ready for school."

"Yeah, and your gay ass will just love to watch me undress huh?"

"Fucking Christ, that was one time! How long are you gonna hold this against me?"

"As long as I please Kahl.Don't forget our little arrangement."

I growl, and I can already see this smug asshole grinning from how worked up he's got me. I need to be the bigger person and calm down. Don't give him the satisfaction he wants from me. I took a deep breath and continued,

"Cartman, passing this assignment is really important to me. So please, can you just have a little human decency? Just long enough so that I don't murder you before we get to turn it in."

He made it very apparent that he didn't want to look at me, but agreed and got up to get his clothes ready. He was still wearing his clothes from yesterday, instead of his usual night clothes, but I don't want to bring it up. It obvious he just forgot to change before going to bed. But from the looks of it, he didn't go to bed. He looks tired and deary. I know he's not faking this part because he's trying not to make it obvious how tired he was by moving quickly. He's trying to convince me that he's wide awake. Though, he could be tricking me by purposely moving quickly, but having a tired undertone, but isn't actually tired. 

Sometimes, Cartman is so confusing to me.

I know I know him better than everyone in this town, but even I don't get him sometimes, maybe more often than the town doesn't.