Pisces and Scorpio

Comebacks

Pisces (f) x Scorpio (m)

" I really want to kiss you, not just on the lips.", Pisces said, looking at Scorpio from head to toe.

They were sprawled on the couch, facing each other- with stern expressions on their faces.

" Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Please take them off", Scorpio winked at Pisces.

Pisces: Do you like sleeping? Me too. We should do it together sometime.

Scorpio: Your legs are like on Oreo cookie. I want to split them, and eat all the stuff in the-

"Okay! What the HELL is going on here?", Virgo said, coming out of a room. He was staying at their place tonight. "You guys aren't letting me read!"

"You see, we couldn't decide on who should clean the bathrooms. So we decided to tell each other comebacks. The one who blushes, or even smiles, loses, and they have to clean the bathrooms.", Pisces explained while Scorpio nodded seriously.

Virgo stared at them wide eyed, " You guys are literally the weirdest people ever. You know what? I'm just going to go take a shower. Enjoy your little...comeback contest." He shook his head and walked away, muttering something to himself.

Scorpio: Ignore him, let's continue. You're going down, Pi.

Pisces: Really?

Pisces: Hello there. My name is what you'll be screaming tonight. *smirks at Scorpio*

Scorpio: That's all you got? Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you've got a pretty sweet ass.

Pisces: Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

Scorpio: I swear the next time you bite your lip when you talk, your clothes are not going to be on you anymore.

Pisces couldn't hold it in anymore. She covered her face with her hands, and started blushing like crazy. " You're just so good at this."

" Looks like someone has a bathroom to clean", Scorpio laughed.

" Next time, you're going to be the one who cleans the bathroom, Scorp. I'll be prepared.", Pisces glared at Scorpio and started to walk away.

Scorpio caught up to her, and put his arms around her waist." I'm feeling a little off today, would you like to turn me on?"

" Scorpio I swear to god-", she was cut off, as Scorpio turned her around, and kissed her hard on the lips. Pisces sighed and tangled her hands in his hair, lost in the sheer pleasure.

Scorpio's lips moved down to her neck and started sucking the most vulnerable part of her throat. Pisces's sigh was interrupted by Virgo- who had just come out the shower.

He covered his eyes, "Remind me not to stay over at your place the next time. I keep seeing things I can't unsee."