I bet I know what you're going to comment.
Why do all the HP ships have either Harry or Hermione?
Because that's the only thing people ship (that needs Holy Water).
Literally.
And it's Percy Jackson for the PJO/HOO/TOA fandom.
Shoutout to chalopinl for saying something I wanted to say.
Poor Hermione, Harry, and Percy getting more and more crazy ships.
I agree.
At the rate this is going on, they're gonna die soon.
When they've tried so hard to not.
#EarlyRIPtoHarryPotterHermioneGrangerAndPercyJackson
BACK ON TOPIC
Anyways, let's talk about Tomione.
Or get the Holy Water.
The main cliché is that:
Dumbledore asks Hermione to go back in time to try and get Tom Marvalo Riddle (aka Voldy Moldy) on the good side. She goes but ends up falling in love with him.
I'm not saying there is anything wrong with this, but...
OH MY GOD! VOLDEMORT WOULDN'T CARE IF HERMIONE DIED. IN FACT, HE WOULD HAVE KILLED HER HIMSELF BECAUSE SHE WAS A MUDBLOOD. TO HIM SHE WAS POTTER'S MUDBLOOD COMPANION. OR THE FILTHY MUDBLOOD THAT I WILL KILL AFTER I KILL POTTER.
HE.
DOESN'T.
CARE.
ABOUT.
HERMIONE.
(Not saying that she needs anyone to take care of her.)
SO NO
LET'S NOT FORGET THAT-
WHO'S BRINGING THE HOLY WATER?!
IF YOU ARE I WILL LET YOU PUNCH VOLDY MOLDY
AFTER I PUNCH HIM THRICE
Ha ha LOL
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