Do I even need to talk about this?
Fred x George and Ron x Ginny
DIE DIE DIE
I don't care if I'm Coach Hedge (HOO reference) now but WHAT THE HECK?!
I've seen a bunch of ships that are like:
Fred x George x ___
The ___ is usually Harry or Hermione (or OC).
I understand Fred/George x ___ (even though I hate those ships) because it's either Fred or George with someone.
But both of them loving each other?
Big no-no.
Below is an example of Fred x George x Harry and it was painful to write. (Also, I am bad at writing romance.)
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"Oi! Harry!" Fred shouted across the Gryffindor common room.
Harry turned to the twins. "Yes?"
"Come with us to the Room of Requirement," George said.
"Why?" Harry asked.
"Just come," Fred whispered back and George added, "You'll find out there."
Harry was curious; he thought it was some prank, but he followed them.
***
"So Harry," said Fred, "we want to tell you something."
"Yeah," George agreed.
"What?" Harry asked.
"We-"
"-think-"
"-we-"
"-love-"
"-each-"
"-other-"
"-and-"
"-you."
Harry was surprised. "Really?"
"Yes," they both said.
"Well..." began Harry. "I think I love you guys too. Both of you. And you both love me and each other..."
"Blimey, Harry," Fred said. "That's so cool!"
"Say it to us, Harry," George said.
"Okay," Harry said. "I- I- I love you two."
"Awww Harry that's so sweet!" someone said.
Surprised, the three of them turned around to find Hermione pulling the Invisibility Cloak off her.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Harry shouted.
"I sneaked in," Hermione said. "I figured something interesting was happening."
"HOW DARE Y-" Harry was cut off by Fred who said, "It's OK, Harry. We can become a foursome from a threesome."
"Yeah, we love Hermione too. And you love her, it's obvious," George said.
"And I love the three of you too," Hermione finished.
They all kissed.
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FIRST OF ALL, EW!
SECOND, PLOT TWIST!
THIRD:
WhAt ThE hEcK dId I jUsT wRiTe ?!
And...
THERE IS STILL RON X GINNY IN THE WORLD
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
These incest ships need to die.
*Twincest and Weasleycest have been murdered*
Good job :)
*Twincest and Weasleycest have come back to life because there are people who still ship them*
#saddays
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