I wanna die, die, die!
I wanna die, die, die!
So, to the people who ship this klunk, what are your thoughts?
Percy couldn't hit it off with Nico so I ship him with Nico's dad.
Seriously? Give me a reason I should not pull a Peter Hayes (Divergent fans, you'll get this one) on you.
Like, WHAT THE HECK?!
Is this even real?
Does this actually exist?
Because if it does-
*jumps into the Styx*
(BTW you can use the River Styx as your Holy Water)
NO NO NO
NO ONE IS SHIPPING PERHADES
What would it even be like?
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"Nico, can you shadow-travel me to the Underworld?" asked Percy, hoping to sound casual.
"Why?" Nico's tone was suspicious.
"I need to talk to Hades," Percy said, hoping it didn't reveal his feelings.
"Why?"
"Take me and I'll play Mythomagic with you when I come back."
Nico's expression changed. "Fine."
This could be a Pernico fanfic - if it didn't have the I-need-to-talk-to-Hades part.
***
Boom! Percy and Nico landed in the throne room of Hades' castle. Then Nico disappeared.
Hades dropped his mug of dark-as-my-soul coffee.
"Jackson! What are you doing here?"
"Sir Hades, I-" Percy began, then cut off. "I-"
"You what?"
"I- I think I love you. Do you love me?"
Hades was surprised for a moment, but then he was hopeful. His voice went down to a whisper. "Yes, Jackson, I do."
Then they made out.
I'm horrible at writing romance but I cannot even imagine this. MY EYES!
The End!
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That was... a disaster.
I bet the comments are going to be like:
If this is your username, I am not tagging you, insulting the username, or stealing it! This is purely random!
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DepressedPotato_2014
Welp that was weird. I've never read any Perhades fanfic so...
-Ohmygods-
I don't think there are Perhades fanfics
oof_lmao
Hopefully not
Harry_yer_a_wizard
Who even ships Perhades?
pineapple-apple-pen
idk
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I think I'm turning into a sssnake
BACK ON TOPIC
Why do I keep on going off topic?
SHUT UP
Anways, I don't think anyone ships Perhades, and I'm glad they don't.
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