The whole team is sat around the round table discussing their weekend plans as they closed out a case. Rossi has a date, Reid's going to work on some research, Morgan is doing some renovations on one of his remodels, Hotch and JJ are spending time with their families, and you and Garcia are headed to some nearby outlet malls for some retail therapy. The two of you were talking about the all the stores you wanted to stop at.
"We have to make sure to save enough time for the Levi's store. You know I'm addicted to their jeans and the outlet has the best deals," you explain to Penelope as you head out of the room together.
"Absolutely! My favorites are fading and I need a new pair or two anyway. I couldn't live without them!" she agrees.
"What's so great about these jeans?" Spencer asks. You hadn't even noticed his following you out.
"What kind of question is that? Levi's are classics! I've even had a few pairs since college," you answer.
"Wait, Y/N. Have you ever seen Reid in a pair of jeans?" Garcia asks you. Now that you think about it you haven't.
"Spencer, do you own a pair of jeans?" you ask, turning to face him.
"No, I don't," he shrugs with his hands in his pockets. "Why would I? I wear slacks most of the time."
"Okay sure, slacks at work, but what about on the weekends? Don't tell me sit around your house in slacks."
"I have a few pairs of corduroys! You've seen me in those and they're pretty much jeans."
"Oh, you poor, uncomfortable soul," Penelope jokingly comforts him with a hand on his shoulder.
"I have an idea," you lean over and whisper in her ear while Spencer watches a bit curious and a bit scared. He knows what the two of you are capable of.
*****
The next Friday, your plan finally comes to fruition. The team wasn't on a case that week, so you were all working in Quantico. You and Garcia sent out a text to the team letting them in on the plan, but you "accidently" forgot to message Reid.
Spencer's always the first one to the office and when he saw Penelope come in wearing a pair of jeans and a bright Hawaiian print shirt he thought nothing of it. Then came JJ and Morgan then Rossi, all in jeans and their own Hawaiian shirts. Now this is weird. Sure some of the team will take advantage of casual Friday, but not like this. What really confirmed his suspicion was Hotch. Even Aaron was wearing a darker Hawaiian button down with jeans. What was going on? Where's Y/N? Speak of the devil, you walked right into the office wearing none other than a pair of well-worn jeans a Hawaiian shirt.
"What the hell is going on?!" Reid finally bursts.
"Casual Friday, duh," Garcia says with a grin.
"Yeah, but this isn't... this is weird! Why are you all matching?"
"Oh, you didn't get the text? You were supposed to wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans today, we're taking our holiday card photo!" you respond innocently.
"Bullshit! We've never sent out a holiday card, we work for the government for Christ's sake! Y/L/N, Garcia, you know for a fact that I don't own a pair of jeans and what would make you think I had a Hawaiian print shirt?"
"Well it's your lucky day, Doctor!" You pull your tote bag off of your shoulder and hold it out to the visibly exasperated man. He snatches it out of your hand and looks inside.
"You kidding," he lets out a dry laugh, not believing the extent you've gone to get him into a pair of jeans.
"Better change quick, pretty boy, or you may get kicked out of the BAU. A real team player would put the jeans on," Morgan chimes in, playing along.
