UTEO Oneshots

Drabbles 1

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Writing some drabbles, because writer's block sucks, and I have it for 2 oneshots right now, so while I think up some ideas, Imma write this! (Totally not so that I can add more ship tags so that more people can find this book since I told myself that I'm not adding a ship into the tags until the ship is actually in the book, lol why would I do that?) Most of these drabbles are based on memes and incorrect quotes, NGL. WARNINGS: None that I can think of!  Both of the ideas I used for my drabbles come from incorrect-underverse-quotes on Tumblr♥ 

Published: October 7, 2020

Drabble 1: Respect (DrInk)
Length: 130 words

Dream was exhausted. It had been a long day, and he was really looking forward to putting on some cheesy rom-com and cuddling with his boyfriend. But...

"With all due respect, have you lost your damn mind?!"

Ink sat for a moment, allowing the words to process before he responded. "That's with all due respect?"

"See, this is why we can't have nice things, Ink! The moment I turn my back, you go ahead and make a mess of everything!" Dream let out a long sigh, "Just- Go upstairs, take a shower, and change into clean clothes. I'll clean the living room."

Ink opened his mouth to speak, but was cut off before he could say anything.

"No, I don't want to hear it. Just go."

Looks like Dream's day just got a little bit longer.

Drabble 2: Threats (KrossMare)
Length: 95 words

Killer sighed as he looked down at the skeleton quivering in his closet. "Nightmare is okay."

"He's okay?!" Cross gawked. "He said he was going to break my legs, and don't tell me that he didn't mean it, okay, 'cause he gave me the 'Dead Mackerel' eyes! He meant it!!!"

"Cross, Nightmare threatened me. He threatened Error. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. Come on, grow a pair!" Killer helped Cross up and pulled him out of the closet.

"Also, can you stop hiding in my closet when you get freaked out?"

"Never."