Chapter 47 I'm Drunk Again

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Time: 3:32 AM
Location: Cal Mira Island
Status: Tryhard Mode

Kayden: BOOYAH!!!

Kayden Land and doing another insane strafe bhops and Stomp a small goblin.

Kayden: You are all Weak! You are all Bleeders!

Kayden Flies up for another land kill on a Giant Bee until he saw these 3, Gil,Yua and Rapthalia and Kayden crash into the Tree.

Kayden: Perfect...

The Attached Pepsi on his gaming helmet drink fall off and land next to Rapthalia. She Picks it up not knowing what it is.

Gil: Raphtalia, don't open that.

Raphtalia: eh? Why?

Gil: You know how fountains work?

Raphtalia: Yes....?

Gil: That's going to happen right in your face if you open that.

Raphtalia: O-oh...

She throws it onto the ground

Kayden: NOOOO!!! WHY DID YOU THROW AWAY LIKE THAT?!

Kayden Flies and pick it up and inspecting it carefully.

Kayden: oh please be okay...

Kayden opens a pepsi can, but it literally burst with bubbles and disperse, the smell and taste gone horribly wrong, Then Kayden Stares at Rapthalia's Soul. then he begins to cry.

Kayden: NAAAZZEEDAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Gil: See, I told you.

Raphtalia: Y-yeah.....

Gil takes out a brand new Pepsi from the GoB and hands it to Kayden

Gil: Here, I got you bro

Kayden Sniff and picks up pepsi and drink it. Energized to 120%.

Kayden: *sigh* i'm fine now.. Thanks..

Raphtalia giggles and headpats Kayden

Kayden: wha- um.. p_p, i guess that's fine... *pout* I forgive you...

Raphtalia: Kawaii~ father, can we keep him?

Gil: Raphtalia, he's a person, not a pet.

Raphtalia: awww....

Kayden gives Raphtalia a single can of Pepsi.

Kayden: The Next time you throw it, I won't forgive you like last time..

Gil: *gasp* Kayden never shared his pepsi with anybody!

Kayden: I've done this from other worlds.. I'm not a Heartless person ya know. Being Heartless is evil.. p_p, I still have few pets in my world.

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Gil: Great, now the fans are gonna ship these two. Not like I will ever let it happen. Oy Gil_Fullbring! Ya hear me?!

Gil_Fullbring: yeah yeah, I hear you alright.

Kayden: I May be a nice guy but, there's no way I will ever fall in love with someone...

Gil: Hol'up how did you enter our telepathy channel?

Kayden: I'm Also an Author, Just like you!

Gil_Fullbring: Sh*t, gotta call the fourth wall builder again. STOP BREAKING THE DAMN FOURTH WALL!

Kayden: what wall? All I see is Holes in here.

Gil_Fullbring: You know what, screw this, I'm out

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