Smash Bros House #5: Samus x Male Reader

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Y/N: Well . . . That was . . .  Quite the situation huh?

Samus: Do not bring up what just happened to me back there.

Y/N: But at least you're back in the mansion where no one can see you at least, and fully clothed now.

Samus: Something told me not to trust that monkey witch in helping me with a costume and I was right. Made such a flimsy thing for me to wear that it was embarrassing!

You sat down on Samus's bed while continued growling with animosity towards the Umbran Witch. You had to quickly get her back to the Smash Mansion without being seen by the others and avoiding traps. In the process, you safely got Samus back to the mansion. But the downside is you had stepped on every single trap known to man in the Smash Mansion. Smart Bombs, Pitfalls, Unira, Smoke Bomb, Killer Eye, and a Lightning Bolt. Who doesn't like getting hit with a lightning bolt of all things?

You were still pulling spines in your body from the Unira you had activated. One after another they appeared and you got hit by them. After tripping over the last one, you accidentally activated a Smart Bomb. This had gone on for eight minutes until you and Samus finally got out of there. Into the mansion without alerting the others and getting her into her room. Now she was dressed in her orange causal outfit. Which you had to admit looked pretty good on the woman. So good you almost couldn't look away, but after Samus sent a glare your way your eyes moved away.

Samus: Anyway, I appreciate you for getting me out of that situation, it would have been embarrassing if someone had seen me in such a position. Also, sorry for getting your costume destroyed.

Y/N: Falcon is going to kill me for getting his helmet destroyed, but anyway I'm heading back to my room. After getting blown to bits I'm no longer in the mood for a party. Besides, I still have some needles to take out. They've been stuck in my hiney for some time now.

Samus: And you've been sitting down this whole time!

Y/N: Yeah, I think that just made things worse for me, well see--

Samus: Hold it . . . . Drop them.

Y/N: Time out what do--

Samus: Drop your pants or what's left of them, I'll help you get the needles out. Plus, I can see that they're sticking out of more spots on your body.

Y/N: What . . . . . Oh.

Looking down you noted the other needles that piercing your body, wondering how you did not notice them until now. Sighing nervously as Samus brought out a pair of pliers, you immediately the remnants of your costume. You left in nothing but a pair of boxers waiting for Samus to get down with the job.

Samus: Relax (Y/N), this shouldn't take too long to do.

~Approximately Eight Seconds Later~

You were positive the entire Smash Mansion could hear your howls of pain and suffering as Samus removes the spines from your body. There were times when you tried to run only for Samus to pin you down like a wild animal and continue removing the painful spawns of satan. Not even a full minute had gone by and you were screaming to every deity that at the top of your head.

Y/N: ARCEUS, PERFECT CHAOS, SOLARIS, PALUTENA, VIRIDI, HADES, TABUU, GALEEM, DARKHON, SOME OTHER DEITIES THAT I KNOW OF!!!

Samus: Would you hold still I practically got out due to you entering your Panic Mode!

Y/N: THIS STILL HURTS YOU KNOW--OW!!!

Pushed onto your stomach Samus used the pliers and grabbed the last spine one which happened to stuck in your cheek. Which happened to take a lot of effort in doing in the end. Which also involved you screaming into the bed with all your might. If you could create a new Final Smash, Sonic Screaming would definitely be the right now. Flailing your legs you prayed for this feeling to go away. You've been hit by everything in this place, from Final Smashes to Items, to Galeem and Darkhan. But this . . . This right here . . . . Was like Galeem and Darkhan merged together, revived Tabuu, merged with him. And then fired millions of internal laser beams into your buttocks.