Kiba:
- Did I every tell you how beautiful you are?
Naruto:
- No
Kiba:
- Have I ever told you that you make my day?
- When you smile
- Just your presence alone makes it 100x better
Naruto:
- No
Kiba:
- Have I ever told you that your body takes me high?
- The chemistry between us is greater than all the tailed beasts bombs combined
- The scent that rises from your body is like a drug to me
Naruto:
- No
- This better not be one of those bullshit 'it's not you it's me' pranks
- Cause I swear to Kaguya
- I will fuck you up
Kiba:
- Naru my little baddie
- Naru my little boo thing
- Naru got the fatty
Naruto:
- Dude 🥺
- You're so whipped for me
- It's kind of disgraceful 🧐
Kiba:
- Wow 💀
- Here I was showering my boyfriend with love and appreciation
- And you're being disrespectful 😒
Naruto:
- LMAO
- Kiba is my daddy
- Kiba is my bad boy
- Kiba got the inches
- With a big heart so I don't need no toys ❤️
Kiba:
- BABEEEEE 🥺❤️😭
- You're getting extra inches later
Naruto:
- EXTRA WHAT!?
- THERE WAS MORE!?!?!?
Kiba:
- Hide dick no jutsu
Naruto:
- I'm done💀
- Get blocked no jutsu
