Kiba:
- Human?
Naruto:
- Vampire? 🤡
Kiba:
- What is that icon you've sent?
- Why is it a clown?
Naruto:
- I'm not sure what you mean, Kiba
- It's just an emoji
Kiba:
- An emoji?
- I swear every millennium you mortals get more and more complicated
- Also, do not refer to me by my first name we've spoken about that
Naruto:
- Should I call you daddy? 😉😏
Kiba:
- Excuse me, I'm not your father
- Why do you keep sending those icons.
- We've been over this already, you'll refer to me as Count Inuzuka!
- Nothing more and nothing less.
Naruto:
- That's no fun
Kiba:
- Life clearly isn't about fun
- Especially when you're a mortal
- Be that as it may I have a request of you
Naruto:
- This should be good...
- What's the request, oh dear Count Inuzuka?
Kiba:
- I am
- Well I'm quite famine
Naruto:
- So?
- Go eat something.
Kiba:
- You know I can't just eat anything
- Your food disgusts me, always has and forever will
Naruto:
- Mhm so what do you propose to do then?
- You'll die, again, if you don't eat
Kiba:
- Yes, indeed
- So that's why I've come to you for that request
Naruto:
- I'm listening 😏
Kiba:
- Yes, as my slave
- You are now responsible for me feeding and what that means is that when I call you must obey my wishes or else
Naruto:
- Or else what?
Kiba:
- I'll punish you
Naruto:
- Hm, doesn't sound like a bad deal to me
- So I just let you suck me off a few times and your filled
Kiba:
- Your way of words confuse me, you nowadays mortals say one thing and it alludes to something else
Naruto:
- You say that like there isn't more to this slave thing
Kiba:
- What do you mean?
Naruto:
- I've done my research, Count
- You're not just any old time vampire
- Your kind specifically is a very unpopular among all the families but there is one thing known about you
Kiba:
- You must be bluffing
Naruto:
- Bluffing, eh?
- So you fucking your slaves isn't the concept at all?
- Not even graving for the blood of mortals but for the living energy of which they obtain
- The energy they give off when their hearts start pumping, specifically when in the act of mating?
- That's bluffing?
Kiba:
- So you've figured that much out then, eh?
Naruto:
- Oh there's a change in your dialect now?
Kiba:
- Hm, you must know that my kind also have the ability to mimic the dialect and language of anyone that they kiss.
Naruto:
- I didn't actually, you're the one who told me that
- You're not too good at keeping secrets for someone who's an over hundred years old perv
Kiba:
- Perv?
- Hm, you don't even know half of it, mortal
Naruto:
- What's stopping you from telling me then, count
- Do I have to wrestle it out of you
- I bet I could knock you on your antic ass in a millisecond
Kiba:
- You have a thing for my ass?
- Seems I'm not the perverted one here then
Naruto:
- That's just because you haven't met an ass like mine before
Kiba:
- True, but trust me
- I've been paying attention to it 😏
Naruto:
- Oh, so you know how to use emojis now?
Kiba:
- How about you come over here and feed me, then I can teach you all the things you have yet to know about me
Naruto:
- What if I don't?
Kiba:
- That mark on your neck compels you too
- Unless you'd rather be unsatisfied till death
Naruto:
- I can die if you'd just bite me seriously 😉
Kiba:
- We can talk about that as well, for now we have much...
- Bigger, issues to deal with
Naruto:
- Fine, Kiba
- Oh, my bad, Count Inuzuka...
Kiba:
- You can call me Daddy for now
- But never in the eyes of the public
Naruto:
- What a shamelessly perverted old piece of furniture you are 🥰
Kiba:
- Shut up and come over already 🤬🥵
Naruto:
- On the way ❤️
Kiba:
- ❤️
