Naruto:
- Where is it?
Kiba:
- Goodnight to you too babe ❤️
- Where is what my Kit?
Naruto:
- Don't Kit me!
- Where the fuck is it Kiba!?
- I know you have it
- I'm gonna punch you square in the fucking face if you don't hand it over
Kiba:
- Oh my Kaguya 😧
- My ass clenched in fear
- But I still don't have the slightest idea what you mean baby
Naruto:
- Kiba.
- Kiba
- Kiba
- Babe, you know that I'm heading out to have a drink with Sasuke tonight, right?
Kiba:
- Oh that was tonight? I completely forgot
- What about it?
Naruto:
- 😑
- I spoke to you about it this morning
Kiba:
- Really? I can't recall
Naruto:
- KIBA
- You know for a fact that it was tonight and I told you in advance, okay. You said that you were fine with, so why are you causing a problem now?
Kiba:
- What problem?
Naruto:
- Where are you?
Kiba:
- Where I am.
- Why you ask?
Naruto:
- Kiba just give me the fucking key to my bathroom
- I know you locked me in here while I was showering
Kiba:
- Why do you need to shower to meet Sasuke?
Naruto:
- 😒
Kiba:
- Don't give me that look
- And why did it have to be night time for you both to do that?!
- Couldn't have had a drink in the afternoon
Naruto:
- Kiba...
- HE WORKS IN THE AFTERNOON
Kiba:
- So now you're familiar with his working hours?!
- You know what?
- I'm coming to this drink with both of you
- Cause you both have me fucked up if he thinks I'll just sit back and watch him try and finesse you
Naruto:
- Sasuke isn't interested in men, idiot
Kiba:
- We talking about the same guy here?
- Your first kiss?
Naruto:
- ...
- Ugh! Fine! You can come!
- But keep your ass at another table and don't make it weird
Kiba:
- I was coming whether you agreed or not
- Wear something cute when I get over there cause I assure you that you'll be running late
Naruto:
- I'm getting you back for this
Kiba:
- Getting me back?
- As if I'd ever leave you ❤️
