Kiba:
- I know you're probably asleep right now
- But I've been walking around doing my thing in the village today
- Being a faithful boyfriend and all
- And all I have to ask is
- WHO THE FUCK IS KURAMA AND WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP HEARING YOURE ALWAYS WITH THEM!?!?
- You have me out there looking stupid
- You say I'm hot
- So you have me looking stupidly hot while you prince around with someone name Kurama
- KIT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE TO YOU HUH?!
- Just wait until I see you tomorrow
- I'm beating the crap out of you and him or her
- I don't give a shit, I'll transform into a girl and shake her ass to the ground
Naruto:
- As possessive and hot you are, you're just as dense
- Before you blow a fuse dog breath
- Kurama is the Nine Tails
- Any more questions my stupid, hot and possessive, boyfriend?
Kiba:
- So when we're you going to tell me you learned it's name!?
- I'm not a mind reader, babe!
Naruto:
- I-
- I HAVE TOLD YOU
- YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME WHEN IM TALKING
Kiba:
- Your lips distract me sometimes 🥴
Naruto:
- I'm missing sleep 🙄
Kiba:
- I can come over and put you to sleep 😉
- Too much? 👀
Naruto:
- Nah
- Kurama is helping me sleep
Kiba:
- WHAT!?
Naruto:
- Don't bother running all the way over here
- I'm not letting you in
- Kiba?
- KIBA?!
- Your in my house already, aren't you 🙄
- For the love of Kaguya 😏❤️
