The first half is older chapters from when I was ignorant and gullible, please don't read the first half of it unless you want to cringe.
Yes there are lemons, fluff, and or smut so read at your own risk
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Key words:
Y/n- your name
L/n- last name
You and your friends were out and at the shopping at hellmart before one and your found a gift basket area and friend brought up the idea "hey (y/n) is angel Italian?" "Yeah why?" "Well sense angel is slowly having progress of the hotel your working at why not we make a racist gift basket" "a racist gift basket? What's that?" Your other friend asked "it's like something angsts other religions" "I'm not like that dude, you know that" "I know but it's for shits and giggles"
"Y'all are doing it, I'm not" "(y/n) your too much of a goody tooshoes for hell, how did you get here in the first place" "there's allot of things you don't know about me" your friends laughed "were doing this and your apart of this no matter what" "damn it" so throughout your 13 minutes you bought a shit ton of racist thing such as allot pasta, frozen pizza, wine, grapes, and when y'all went and payed the things and went to your car while you were driving back to the hotel you Hurd allot of Italian words being said and getting evening prepared in the back of your car.
You pulled up to the hotel and got out of the car "(f/n) what are planning this?" "Like I told you (y/n) it's for shits and giggles" "and how are you gonna explain this to him,you need to plan this" "that's why your gonna do it" "bit-" "just fuckin' go" she said while giving you the basket and pushes you inside meanwhile your other friend is just chilling in the car "oh! (Y/n)! There you are! What are you holding?" You let out a sigh "me and my friend wants to do a joke to angel, Charlie" "oh what joke are you doing! Knock knock joke? A punchline?" "A racist gift basket" "what?" "You Hurd me" "uhmm okay do you want me to give it to him?" "Yes please" you said before giving it to her she walks away you and your friend was walking behind her like a tail between her legs before y'all went to angels room.
You grabbed (f/n) and yanked her to your room "to what the fuck (y/n)?!" "Shhh, what this hotel built there's a door next to my bed is a door to your neighbor so shush" you both scrambled to the door and press your faces against the door and listened to it. You did Hurd a little voices and the door closed.
What you Hurd was him being excited from the things inside the basket but once everything was open and done you Hurd a bunch of Italian and fear "(f/n) what did you do?!" You whispered yelled "I make it sound like the anti-Italian people are gonna get him" "you what?!" You accidentally yelled and the door opened and you and your friend both fell "(y/n) and whoever the hell you are, what are you doing here?" "Uhhh.." you try to lie but your friend cut you off "that's a racist gift basket" "you piece of shit"
For the next 10 minutes angel scolded you and your friend for what you did, you glared at your friend for your idea.
Your friend left and just you and angel just glared at you. He looked around and whispered "hey you really got me (y/n) it's pretty funny" he laughed again and you just smiled at him, and he invited you inside and you just went in there and just at the grapes.
A/n ——
Kinda short but a little context: I just watched allot of Comedians at first it was John mulaney, gabreil lglesias, now it's Kevin heart. Probably I'm gonna watch a shit Ton of it oop.
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Thanks for reading and I'll see you in the next chapter buh bye!!
