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This christmas! Ill burn it to the ground!| human! alastor x insain! Reader

Watch the video first! I know y'all won't do it trust me you'll understand if you listen to it!

Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la, la la la la. 'Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la, la la la...

You were sitting on your chair looking at the fire and Enchanted by the flams dancing in your fireplace. While the snow falls down to the ground colliding with each other and building up meanwhile your holding a cup of coffee and listening to the radio, playing Christmas music.

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut upp!!

You quickly got off your chair and slam your coffee down next to the radio. You hated this holiday with a burning passion. You turn it off and clenched your fist.

Oh my god, it's here, this awful time of year how I hate the snow is falling

You glance outside with a scowl and singers are now going door to door singing Christmas songs. You Hurd your door bell ring but you ignore it.

Wealthy neighbors bragging about the gifts they're getting

The whole reason you hated this holiday was because throughout your life you were poor and couldn't afford to get anything you wanted, while the spoiled rich kids are getting what they wanted for this year.

"Hey, jack! They say, let me take a guess now! You're getting k-mart cloths again!"

They would walk up to once December 1st began and get your name wrong, it's (y/n) for fuck sakes! Not Cody, not maxx, not zack, not even dan! I'm a female on a male! How do they get that wrong so miserabley?!

And then, I had a revelation! This is my chance to see their lips clean shut with fear.

You looked down and smirked. You giggled, then it grew to a evil cackle, you ran to your basement and grab any material that you can make into a costume to protect your identity it you ever get caught.

Because! This Christmas I'll burn it to the ground! This Christmas Santa's skipping town!

You grab a large bag with some gasoline, and matches then put them in your bag.

This Christmas everything will change, when they see the flames! This Christmas Day!

You walked out of the back door because the singers are still there, waiting for you to open. You glance at them and then my neighbor, he was a piece of work. I mean it every December he will put on Christmas songs and brag how bad that year is, I wanted to talk to him because I too hate Christmas.

Christmas lights alive, lighting up the night

Everyone's Christmas lights are on and blinking from raindeers too people who are just too lazy and out up fairy lights and then call it a day.

Meanwhile I'm inside my room, conniving through the cheer and laughter that resumes

Throughout this damn god forsaken holiday I would stay in my room and do nothing my parents would call me telling me merry Christmas but I don't do that. I won't even respond, either change the subject or just stand there doing nothing.

Tonight's the night, I have to do it right now so, I will strike when all's asleep

I turn my head away from them and start my journey.

And creep, sneaking through your chimney Saint Nick is gone for now.

Right now I've finished half of the people's goodbye Christmas 'gifts' more like replacing them with spiders and sneaks to Terrorize little children and there parents that hurted me when I was little.

Up on the Housetop , gifts are mine! Kiss your Christmas tree goodbye!

You tiptoeing your way down to safety from the housetop and getting rid of there Christmas lights.

Because! This Christmas I'll burn it to the ground! This Christmas Santa's skipping town! This Christmas everything will change, when they see the flames. This Christmas Day!

Alastor on the other hand watches you doing all of your work. He didn't bother to sleep he just turned off his lights with a cup of coffee in his hand watching you from the window.

Oh, make fun of me, will you?! Well, I'll show you what true misery feels like! You see, as my idol once said, everything burns!

You threw everything in the middle of the cul-de-sac where the wealthy people live.

Hey, everyone! Look outside your window! I have a surprise for you!!

You yelled to get everyone's attention And see everyone opening their curtains and windows.

Imagine this, one thousand gifts, and sixteen trees all lay in a heap in a cul-de-sac I strike my match, and I blaze the trail of gasoline

You watch everything little gifts of dolls and robots all get burned alive. You cackled out out watching other people watching there millions of dollars of gifts get thrown away.

This Christmas I'm ending the game, this Christmas what a crying shame this Christmas

All the jingles of Christmas songs played on repeat like a broken disk. Alastor starred at you with his wide grin and taken a sip as he felt all the insanity that build up inside of him and burst out. He laughed, and laughed, and laughed! "No more Jesus in this cul-de-sac!"

Because! This Christmas I'll burn it to the ground! This Christmas santa skipping town! This Christmas everything will change, when they see the flames this Christmas Day!!

You looked behind you and see the police "raise your hands where I can see them!" You raised them while smirking under your rip off of the grinch mask. You slowly shifting to the side until you Hurd a loud bang for them to turn away and didn't pay zero attention to you. Ran to the side in the forest and you'd know where your house is at because when you got inside you quickly took off everything and hid them.

The next day there was a wanted poster only a little bit of New Orleans. Before you left your house to go to work "(y/n)! There you are! I've been looking all over for you!" You looked at Alastor as he ran up to your porch "I have to say, I love what you did last night" "excuse me?" "You burned everyone's gifts, everyone's little kids are throwing a big fit because of it. And they have to wait til next year to get more"

"What do you mean?" "I saw everything, you getting out of your house from the back door. Smart idea by the way, and you know the whole thing" "I was asleep I didn't do anything like that!" "Don't hide it. I saw it" Alastor said in his low sinister voice. You where shaking in your boots "I-I have to go!" You pushed him aside only for him to grab your wrist "we should talk sometime. After work? At your place?" Alastor questioned "uh yeah, sure" you swip your hand away and quickly got onto your car and drove off to work.

Leaving Alastor standing there. He shrugged with his smile and walked to his own home.

A/n
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I didn't want to worry about making a Christmas chapter because family shit and it'll take a long time to make one.

Thanks for reading and I'll see you in the next chapter buh bye!