The first half is older chapters from when I was ignorant and gullible, please don't read the first half of it unless you want to cringe.
Yes there are lemons, fluff, and or smut so read at your own risk
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Key words:
Y/n- your name
L/n- last name
The kid is a literally a bean to the point they overpowered Charlie's bean power
Vaggie:
She'll act like a Hispanic parent, once she pulls out that flip flop either you or the kid is done
Mimzy:
The kid will pick up some things from mimzy
Rosie:
The fact they are acting like the same person is wtf moment
Alastor:
If you and Alastor ever fused Steven universe style the personality is the both of you
Angel dust:
Kinky got it from is dad
This happened
Sir pentious:
The fact it looks a little bit like miia from monster museme it's scary.
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Lucifer:
A little bit like Charlie but has more of your features
Valentino:
He didn't want any kids but if he gave in and got a kid the kid will act like mineta for the exposure of porn
Vox:
More of his personality/features and a little bit of your personality
A/n — Y'all I know you can't have kids in hell unless your actually born in hell from a demon, so don't ask. Plus I just want excuse to show Gabriel things
