Urges (Ushijima Wakatoshi x Reader) [ON HIATUS]

Case Dismissed ?

"Come on open up, we all waiting for you guys! ain't nobody gonna jump you" (y/enemy) laughed while banging on the bathroom door.

"This girl is like a bug you can't rid of my goodness" you mumbled to Ushijima.

"A whole parasite like the ones on Bug Wars on Youtube" Ushijima stated.

For some reason that made you chuckle cause why does he watch Bug Wars on the web, but you quickly refocused to the annoying task in front of you.

" I beg the lord that it's just her cause what the hell we gon do now, if they have the news reporters behind or near her " you sighed resting your head on his shoulders in defeat.

"I have an idea" Ushijima declared.

"And what exactly might that be" you replied.

"Play dead and I'll carry you out" he says.

"Huh?" you questioned.

"Like a dead fish" He clarified.

*BANG* *BANG*

"OPEN UP!" (y/enemy) yelled.

Ushijima extends out his hands looking at you calmly.

"How did we end up like this Wakatoshi?" you laughed as he picked you up.

He doesn't respond to your question but does give a smile as he holds you in his arms.

"Remember like a fish" He asserts.

"Right!" you said.

Ushijima in a rare dramatic moment kicks the door sending (y/enemy) falling to ground as the door busted her forehead.

"Help she's all the way passed out" Ushijima says.

Well that wasn't very convincing, good thing he's athlete not an actor you thought in your head while pretending to be passed all the way out.

Suddenly a huge crowd surrounds the two of you.

"Is she okay?" a bystander asks.

"Someone call a medic!" another bystander yells

"I know CPR" (y/enemy) says in a evil tone walking up.

Ushijima stares (y/enemy) down.

"Haha sike!" (y/enemy) croaks taking a couple steps back.

A medic team shows up in a stretcher and swiftly places you on.

"Is everything okay?" the paramedic asks.

"uhsjasdjnvfdklvgkfp!!!!" you croaked back in fake despair.

"Oop sis we gonna get you out of here you being way too loony" the paramedic rasped.

Before you got escorted out the building Ushijima whispered in your ear:

"I'll take it from here just watch"

****

Minutes before court is back in session

"(y/enemy)" Ushijima announced

"oh my gosh bae what's up" they reply.

"Let's get out of town" Ushijima insisted.

"WAIT REALLY BABE?" (y/enemy) screams.

"Yeah just go up on the stand and say you'll drop all the charges and we go where ever you want" He states.

"KK" (y/enemy) sings galloping into the courtroom.

****

"Alrighty let's wrap this up" the judge states.

Eden and Lulu look desperately around the courtroom looking for you.

"What happened to (y/name)?" Eden whispers.

"omg look its Ushijima coming towards us and (y/enemy) is walking towards the stand" Lulu points out.

"Ushijima where is (y/name)" both Eden and Lulu ask.

"Just watch" Ushijima says squeezing his big self into the tiny chairs given.

"Now (y/enemy) do you have any more you have to say?" The judge asks.

"Actually I was just kidding" (y/enemy) laughs.

A large gasp in the audience occurs.

"Excuse me ? " The judge questions.

"Yeah girl hehehe I'm mentally ill haha" (y/enemy) laughs on.