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now, you'd think by putting two flirts in a room together it would kind of even it out. but surprisingly—stupidly actually—enough that was not how it was at all. y/n l/n and kuroo tetsuro were the biggest flirts and now here they were in all their glory, flirting up a storm.
where the fuck is pemdas?! one flirt plus one flirt should cancel out, not multiply!
the captains of the various volleyball teams deadpanned as they watched kuroo and y/n practically become one on the couch.
those two were all over each other, have they no shame?!
this was supposed to be a volleyball captains hangout only, with the exception of iwaizumi as oikawa practically begged everyone to let the ace come aswell(oikawa just really didn't want to have to face ushijima alone).
of course, only a handful of captains were able to make today. the ones who did make it were now watching uncomfortably as the scene on the couch unfolded slowly. as much as they tried to look away...they simple could not.
"hey, hey, hey! make room for another bro!" bokuto said, trying to squeeze himself between y/n and kuroo, sighing in content when he successfully wrapped his arms around both of his best bros.
"you're quite irresistible, kuroo." y/n said, leaning close to the ravenette.
"right back at you, y/n" he purred, not even flinching back when the distance between them shortened. if anything, his smirk got wider.
"kuroo bro? y/n bro? what is happening?" bokuto asked, honestly confused on why his two best friends were moving closer to each other.
"t-this is a bro cuddle, chill a bit guys.."
daisho watched in amusement, bringing his soda up to his lips and taking a sip, "good thing bokuto is there, if he wasn't i'm sure they would've been fucking already."
"you're so crude." ushijima said, even though he, himself couldn't find it in him to look away as he thought the same thing.
oikawa, iwaizumi, daichi, terushima and futakuchi were playing uno, but their attention was also on y/n, kuroo, and poor bokuto. oikawa took this as his chance to peek at the others cards but he still glanced at the two flirting males as well.
"you're right, they wouldn't do anything with bokuto between them—oh my god." daichi said, eyes widening when y/n pulled kuroo into a heated kiss.
"g-guys? i'm still here..." bokuto tried to wiggle his way out but y/n had grabbed kuroos hips and pulled him closer—and because bokuto was in between them, well..... "b-bros please...."
"that's kinda hot, not gonna lie." terushima spoke, tilting his head as tried to get better view of what was going down. "i'm starting to envy bokuto."
"i feel like we should be stopping them, but i can't look away." futakuchi spoke, subconsciously setting his deck of cards down face up. oikawa smirked and took a peek, subtly switching out their cards.
let's be real, there was no way he'd remember what cards he had with what's happening in front of him.
it was only when they heard a small sniffle and saw kuroo's shirt being pulled off did daichi jump up and pull them away from each other. bokuto scrambled off the couch and ran and hid the corner of the room, eyes teary and phone in hand. he brought the phone up to his ear, "akaashi...please pick me up, i'm scared."
"well that was a sight." daisho said with a smirk, leaning his head in the palm of his hand as he watched as y/n and kuroo tried to reconnect their lips. ushijima had willed himself to help daichi and hold back y/n.
daichi immediately let go of kuroo and turned to see iwaizumi holding oikawa in a headlock, uno cards flying around the room.
he sighed, and turned back to kuroo. he noticed he was gone, as well as y/n. daichi then turned to look at ushijima with a confused look. ushijima only looked at him blankly, hands reaching up to touch his chest, "i believe i was just seduced into letting y/n roam free."
"don't shove the cards in your pants, shittykawa!"
"akaashi please get here faster!!"
"where the hell is y/n and kuroo, i want to join!"
well fuck....maybe a captains hangout wasn't a very good idea.
NOTE .
what the fuck did i just write lmfao. i was about to do hw but decided to write this crappy oneshot instead 💀
