french fries & milk ice-cream// JENLISA ONESHOTS

i don't wanna be your friend (i wanna kiss your lips)

ugh i've been soooo busy lately and i miss jenlisa like crazyyy.

ps: i try to post a few more adaptations if i have the time
pss: title from girl in red - i wanna be your girlfriend

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There are several rules Lisa abides by in her life. Never skip breakfast; always study in advance; do be proud of your sexuality; never fall for a straight girl. Never. Ever. She's got more of those, but these three are fundamental, and she'd rather make out with Jisoo than break those - and she'd never make out with Jisoo. Don't get crushes on friends is yet another one of her rules, along with all potential friends must undergo careful selection process. Non-fundamental ones, though, but not because she doesn't deem it to be of importance. No; it's simply unfathomable to her that she'd ever crush on any of her friends. To Lisa, it's easy to fit people in certain categories, and once they are there, they never make it out. Which sounds, in a way, horrifying. She's not a closeted serial killer, she swears.

(She does get the urge to strangle a person or two sometimes, but she figures it's normal for a gay college girl forced to live in a co-ed dormitory and attend classes taught by some particularly bigoted old pricks.)

So far, she's managed just fine. She'd even go as far as to say perfect, even though Jisoo might disagree. Jisoo thinks she leads a sad, sad existence of a sheltered baby gay, but Jisoo also tends to be overdramatic and drinks her juice from the carton, so honestly, despite her being Lisa's best friend, she's not the person she'd want to get her advices from.

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Some people don't fit in boxes, Jisoo always tells her, and you'll meet the person who'll force you out of yours, and you'll beg me to chant 'I told you so' in your sad gay face. Lisa thinks that pointing out the gayness of her face, while true, is completely unnecessary, and that's what she always replies with. And Jisoo rolls her eyes and walks away and whispers an ominous soon which frankly creeps Lisa out just a little bit, but she'd never admit that to her. To the outside world, Lisa Manoban does not get creeped out by anything or anyone. Even by the foreign concept of dating that, in all honestly, she'd like to explore. If only she could actually talk to girls she likes.

Which does not happen all that much. Or, well -- okay, maybe it does happen a lot, but Lisa's quick to put a friend label on each and every one of those girls. And, after a certain amount of time, they are demoted to an acquaintance before coming full circle and re-establishing themselves as a stranger.

Jisoo's pretty much the only one that she a) wasn't interested in when they first met and b) stuck around long enough to earn a close friend title. She seems to think the reason they are still friends is because Lisa actually wanted to be friends with her and didn't just use it to push her away as she did with other girls. And, according to Jisoo, she did it with the other girls because she was scared it might actually lead somewhere and also because she had Literally No Game Whatsoever. She even wrote it in her birthday card, which was excessive. And not true at all.

She doesn't see what the big deal is. So she likes to make friends. Except she doesn't, not really, and meeting new people is a chore in and out of itself. Fine - so she doesn't want a relationship and she's picky when it comes to her potential future partner. And she also has several quite frankly traumatic experiences under her belt so she'd rather not risk it with someone who's not gonna be It for her. And that's what she wants despite what Jisoo might think. She wants to meet The One, and when that happens, she's gonna make all the effort in the world and woo her and marry her and have two cute little kids and a corgi. It's not her fault The One is taking her sweet time. And until that time comes, she's going to continue her careful selection process and mentally categorize people.