french fries & milk ice-cream// JENLISA ONESHOTS

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hello helloo it's been quite some time yeah? 😌 i hope you guys are healthy and happy and still jenlisa all the way 😉

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"It's my eyes," Lisa said. "One look into my eyes and they go weak."

Jisoo snorted. "Sure thing, stud muffin."

"What about you huh? What's so great about Jisoo Kim, that makes all the women turn to mush? Do enlighten me."

"Me? Girls love my height and muscle."

"Chu, you're short. How can that be a factor really? and I have more muscle than you."

"Yeah but it's all compact. Mine's all equally spaced out and hey, I'm not that short!"

"Please, you're practically a midget." Lisa turned a glare towards Jisoo. "And I can seduce any girl I want, any time."

"Oh, you can, huh? Well you certainly never seduced the Chaeyoung Park." Jisoo grinned wide and dirty, like the little shit she was. Lisa ignored the desire to shove a fistful of sand in Jisoo's mouth. "Who, might I say, was not easy to seduce at all. That girl has some seriously high standards."

Lisa was the one snorting. "She must have lowered them for you."

Despite the insult, Jisoo barked out an amused laugh. "How about this? I bet fifty bucks that you can't seduce someone just as high class."

The familiar feeling of challenge filled Lisa's gut. There was nothing like a good bet that got her blood surging, especially when it was against Jisoo, with high stakes and a high chance that Jisoo would lose. More often than not Jisoo liked to make stupid bets to sate her own ego. The last one was seducing Chaeyoung, which Jisoo had bet herself to do. Lisa was still kind of shocked that it had worked. Especially since Chaeyoung seemed to be disgustingly in love with her despite how extremely greasy Jisoo can be. Apparently she liked it.

"You're on."

Jisoo's face contorted in amusement. "Who shall the unlucky damsel be?"

"Chu, fuck off."

Jisoo laughed. "But seriously. We have some really hot girls in our grade. Most of which are straight."

"Until you make 'em wet," Lisa commented, grinning. She and Jisoo snickered together. "How about Mina? She's pretty nice."

"Massive rack too," Jisoo agreed, nodding. "I bet her tits are real soft."

"Ugh, you dirty old man."

"Hey, I'm gay and we know it."

"What about Irene?"

"The bitch? Babe, you'd have a better chance seducing that tree over there."

Lisa brushed her hair out of her eyes. "Irene is actually a really good kisser." She looked away, avoiding Jisoo's curious stare. "So I've been told."

"I don't think you should be allowed to pick who it is," Jisoo declared. "How do I know you haven't fucked her already?"

"I wouldn't do that."

"Be that as it may, I have an inability to trust people." Jisoo winked. "I propose Jennie Kim."

"Jennie?" Lisa's eyes strayed onto the field, where Jennie was doing her stretches. They were sitting on the pavilion, talking shit before they went home. There was no doubt that Jennie was absolutely gorgeous. It was intimidating, if Lisa was completely honest. But her looks were about it for attraction on Lisa's side. She knew that Jennie was a know-it-all, a perfectionist. Not only was she number one academically, but she was their school debate captain, track athlete and their prized lyric singer. Yeah, the bitch did too much. Lisa's nose scrunched up. "Dude, she's probably never even touched herself."