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Tony Stark
Needless to say Fury was unleashing his fury.
"What!" He began, " I can't believe that the Avengers, the mightiest heroes earth has, got their asses handed to them by a seventeen year old! "
Point break mumbled something like, "Seven hundred fifty two, but who's counting."
"What'd ya say point break?" I replied.
He just looked up, realized  his mistake and said, "Well I told you that going after him wasn't A good idea, just be lucky he didn't take you as an immediate threat. Oof, that would've been bad if he did fight you."
I put on a face of annoyance. This kid would've been easy after the Chitaure. (IDK how to spell that) Then I came up with a little remark- or restark as I like to call them. "How did you know that we didnt fight him?"
Uhh capsicle interrupted me. Thor replied simply with a laugh, "If he fought you," he laughed, "If he fought you, you'd be lucky if you were in the hospital."
Nat scoffed in disbelief, but Captain had a calculating look on his face and I dodged,  "Well if you believe he could beat us, why don't you fight him?" Thor laughed with great heartfelt joy. "I," he paused to take a breath , "would never get within a five foot radius as him unless I bring some sort of blue food." Then he paused and muttered, "even then I would be lucky. Especially if the stories are true." Then Nat was interested, "Blue food? And what stories?" Thor said with great ease whilst eating a pop tart, "On Asguard, there are books written by Perseus's uncle, well the one downstairs, and they highlight his adventures. I haven't gotten a copy of the latest adventure though... But I assume it ended badly."
Capsicle broke an awkward silence I didn't notice as he said, "Well, if you know all about him, why don't you go convince him?" Then point break stood up. "Alrighty, but um I got a question. Does any one of you know how to bake?"

Percy; Montauk Beach; Tuesday afternoon.
I sensed three people heading to the cabin and I pulled out riptide. One of them has a godly aura. This isn't going to go well. I thought it was  an Olympian as I opened the door, but I saw some tall blond with a big hammer, and Red and Metal, but without their suits. "Don't worry young Perseus-" I interrupted him with a sword to the throat. That name is for enemies. "We mean no harm." He squeaked out. Then I saw the blue cookies and let them in. As I was eating cookies, we started a conversation.
{T-Thor PJ- Percy N-Natasha TS-Tony DQ- Drama Queens lightning}
T- I have read the books your uncle wrote and I have to say that its an honor to meet you, Perseu-
PJ- Call me Percy, Perseus is reserved for my enemies and Drama Queen.
DQ-Rumble
N- Enemies?
PJ- Rather not get into it, but I've got two questions for you guys. One, Who are you, and two, Which uncle?
N- we are three of the Avengers, the mightiest heroes on earth.
PJ- (scoff)
TS- Think that's funny do ya?
T- Sorry, I thought you would appreciate it if I didn't tell them..
PJ- That's very considerate of you, but if you don't know Stark, I have a higher authority than you. Also Natasha, I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about Thor, he isn't of this world and I wanted to know what he is.
TS- How do you know us kid?
PJ- You did research on me, I returned the favor now shut up. Thor?
T- I am the Norse god of thunder and lightning.
PJ- and question two?
T- Oh um... The one downstairs. By the way, I know they aren't like your moms cookies, but do you like them the team made them.
PJ- You're right Thor, they aren't like my moms, you see my mom never put chloroform in her cookies, no just extra sugar. JARVIS?
JARVIS- Yes Mr. Jackson?
TS- What the-
PJ- Do me a solid, which one of them did it?
JARVIS- Oh it was Natasha, sir.
PJ- Thought you could trick me, Widow? I don't think you're going to like your life if you try that again. Last night I was surfing through S.H.I.E.L.D. and I have decided I need a nice little break, I'll come with you, but no more poison. See you at the tower. Ill see myself in.

Bruce Banner; Avengers tower: Tuesday afternoon.
I was in my lab when Steve came running in. "He's outside!" "What?" I stand up. "Perseus is standing outside the tower and he seems to be waiting."