An exiting adventure of a broken boy, two members of the golden trio, and a set of Marvel misfits. This story will feature Percy Jackson, agent of S.H.E.I.L.D., Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, agents of S.H.E.I.L.D., and the Avengers. Taking plac...
"You think so high of yourself, don't you? Well let's figure out how great you are.."
I held my finger up in a 'wait a minute' fashion. "Nicky, I don't think high of myself, everyone else does. I just want to be normal, but no. I don't get a choice. So, just know, I'm angrier than the Hulk, more sassy than metal face, stronger than spangly star, ooh and more important than the big, old Norse. Just know Mr. Pirated idiot, I can break you down to insanity if I really cared what you thought. I'm way smarter than I let on.'
I heard him mutter, "What ever." when he left. I composed my self by slouching with a smirk, and got ready for what was coming. I sensed Banner coming and I got ready, this was going to be tough. Trying to get me to a physical. I wasn't looking forward to it.
"Hi, my name is" I knew this one. "Bruce Banner. You study gamma rays and are too stupid to realize if you balanced your own DNA with his you'd have the brains and brain, but whatever." He looked shocked, but quickly composed himself. "I am first going to do a mental evaluation, then a physical." "Cool." "Just um say the first thing that comes to your mind..." "Food." He gave me a look. "After I say a word, Jackson." I nodded, this'll be interesting. (Bruce- B Percy- Pj) B Family Pj Complicated B Father Pj Sea B Girlfriend Pj Lost B Home Pj None B Summer Pj Camp B Red Pj Blood B Blue Pj Cookies B Fight Pj War B War Pj (whispers almost inaudibly) T- T- Pit
{Back in the other room} "Guys, he has PTSD. Like more than most war survivors." Thor was just sitting eating a poptart in the back of the room. "I haven't heard of his last adventure, but I still could have told you that. He's been through more than most mid guardians" Natasha- PTSD? This boy has got PTSD? I don't know about that. "What if we tested his skills to see if he is fit enough to be in a war?" Steve and Bruce just nodded. Then Steve said, "Yeah, Nat and Clint, you'll be combat, Stark, smarts, I'll do strength, and Bruce you give him a physical." We all nodded. Clint and I were first.
Percy They brought me into a room that seemed like a gym. I put in new contacts but got impatient. "So Delilah is still with Bucky, right?" Agent Romanoff raised her eyebrow. "Why do even care about Caps granddaughter? I mean its not like she's yours." I glared 25% at her. "She is my sister. I guess none of you got the memo, but she's coming with me. I have had enough loss already. You will NOT interfere. Get it Weasley?" She just nodded. To start training I was with Widow and knifes. She motioned for me to pick one as she already had one. I didn't really want to fight, so I picked the oldest, and dullest one. She thought I couldn't see, but I could see she was thinking I was full of myself. I am, but I didn't choose this weapon to be a show off. She motioned for me to start, but I simply said, "Ladies first." She came at me quick, but I was quicker. Eventually I let her have me from behind with a knife to my throat. "Had enough?" She whispered in my ear. I stuck my foot behind hers and quickly judo flipped her then had one knee on her chest and one on her legs. The back of my fist was pressed against her neck, with the same arm pinning hers down. My remaining arm quickly disarmed her. I whispered back in the same fashion, "Yeah, I think I have."
I had beat her three more times before Agent Hawkeye was restless. "Can I have him now I'm booored!" He whined like a child. I smirked. "What are we doing tree man?"
We were doing archery. I know I was blessed by Artemis, but I hadn't tried archery since. I got in my stance. Closed my eyes in anticipation. When I had opened them the arrow wasn't in a light! It was on the target... "Take that pinecone face!" I was so happy. Then I got back on track when I heard the clearing of two throats and an ominous rumble of thunder in the distance. "Oops?" I said.
Once we had finished up with the training, I was taken back to the interrogation room. The stupid can walked with my water. "Mmm finally, my water!," I exclaimed as I took the gallon sized water jug into my arms. "Thanks robo-man." Stark scoffed. "Y'know I don't want to do this, so Ill male you a deal." "Okay, you are nursing a hangover and are to lazy to test my skills." He looked down in defeat. "How bout you tell me some ways to fix my problem oh great one." I told him how Dionysus handles his hangovers and then he left. I waited as I slurped on my straw and I saw Spangler walk in. "You" I growled. He simply sat down and said, "I'm sorry, Nat told me. I will let you visit her, but she needs to stay with a legal adult. Or you could stay with me." I scoffed. "Lets just get on with this, what are you here to test?" "Strength" We ended up arm wrestling twenty times. Lets just say he didn't win.
Once...
At last it was time for his physical. He was led to Bruce's lab and sat down on an examination table. 'How does this go?' He thought. Percy hadn't had an examination since he was twelve. He didn't even remember what happened during a physical. Bruce walked in with a mallet, the type that a doctor uses to explore your kneecap that makes your knee magically pop up. He put down his clipboard and got next to Perry's knee. "This will feel weird," He warned. Percy scoffed. He tapped Perry's knee lightly and due to his heightened physical reactions, got a leg kick to his arm. Bruce was weirded out, but continued. "Alright Percy, can you tell me how many times you have gotten a serious virus like food poisoning? " Percy scoffed along with Thor then narrowed his eyes and whispered in a ninja fashion, "Never, but I've been poisoned." Bruce's eyes widened. "Quick question, how many times have you been poisoned, then?" Percy pretended to count slowly on his fingers. "Mmm," he started, "I lost count after thirteen, but I know that I was poisoned every day downstairs, so.." Then he looked up gravely. "Too many times." Bruce's face turned ghastly pale. "How about broken bones?" Percy nodded to signal the same answer. Bruce's face turned a little green. "Ummm," he trailed. "Percy, could you take off your shirt?" It was Percy's turn to have wide eyes, but he quickly masked his emotions. "No." He said vigorously. Bruce pressed a button he was given, and Percy was put flat against the table by multiple Avengers holding him down. Then Percy tensed and everyone was pushed away from him. "Fine," he knew he was defeated. "But you're not going to like what you find, and no recurring questions. You'll know soon enough."
And he was right, they'd be shocked.
A/N That was one long chapter... Well today I'm at school, so I don't have a dog with me, but enjoy a Pinterest pic!
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