A Situation w/big honkers

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(Warning for booby talk)

Allow me to say that I have big badonkers (let's just say they're big). This might end up in some funny situations.

Any of the dudes taller than me (and I'm talking at least half a head taller, so anyone Ruggie's height and taller) might lift me up when I'm facing them and get a face full of tiddy. Idia would definetly fall, and Vil's makeup is gonna be ruined. Deuce gets flustered and probably falls backwards, Floyd buries his face, Sebek gets muffled, and Malmal doesn't expect that and just puts the big tiddy person down.

If Epel was stronk enough to pick me up (which he probably is), he's probably gonna have tiddies above his head.

Jack is broad, he could put me on his shoulder instead.

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