Random Thoughts 2: Electric Boogaloo

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IT'S TIME FOR MORE RANDOM THOUGHTS! Hopefully this is longer because I have more thoughts about the various characters.

Sam
He might keep pads/tampons stocked in his shop if you're AFAB (cis, enby, trans but didn't have gender reassignment surgery if male, etc).

Ashton Vargas
He's kinda the funcle (that's a nickname of the uncle that I actually keep contact with) out of all the staff members, at least to me. Probably wants you to do your best and stay healthy. If AFAB, he might let you sit on the bleachers if it's that time of the month. If you have asthma (like me) he's probably gonna remind you to take a puff from your inhaler before you do the actual P.E. stuff. Even then, he forces you to do less than the others to prevent straining your lungs. He's not letting any medical emergencies happen under his watch.

Mozus Trein
The grandpa. If Lucius likes you, he's probably like, "My child now". Probably gives you advice about life in Twisted Wonderland.

Divus Crewel
Fashion Uncle. If AFAB, he might make a potion for your cramps so you can somewhat function at school if you have bad cramps (crying in fetal position bad in my case). That is, if such potion exists.

Dire Crowley
CROW DAD CROW DAD CROW DAD
To be serious, if you're a minor you're technically under his custody (unless Mozus decides to adopt you as his child). He's probably gonna be protective (as in: not going off-campus unsupervised or without someone with you). He needs to chill.

Neige LeBlanche
I don't know much about this dude but he's taller than me (and I'm shorter than Epel by like half a centimeter) and we'd probably wear somewhat matching outfits on accident (sweater + school coat + school trousers). That would be a memeable moment.

Rook Hunt
Cheesestick man. I want to yeet his hat out a window and watch the chaos.

Ace Trappola
One word: bastard. Words cannot describe how much I want to assert dominance on him (aka: I want to lift him up vertically, I might be 5'1 but that's not stoppin me).

Deuce Spade
I'm going to admit that I have a soft spot for him. I want to squish his cheeks and tell him he's loved. Maybe a forehead kiss but he might have to bend down.

Silver
SLEEPY MAN
I LOVE HIS SMILE IT'S SO PRECIOUS
PRECIOUS SLEEPY BOI

Sebek Zigvolt
My least favorite character, mainly because he's loud as fuck (I have hypersensitive hearing). I'd avoid him like the plague. I DO NOT VIBE WITH THE CROCODILE MAN

Lilia Vanrouge
He has bagpipes in his room so I wouldn't be surprised if he decides to play them from the top of the school. Dad jokes galore. Won't hesitate to embarrass Silver with dad jokes or embarrassing stories.

Floyd Leech
Bastard moray (there's a complexity to this joke). Not someone I'd vibe with, but wouldn't mind being squished by him. Horny bastard.

Jade Leech
*Minecraft villager hmmm noise* I can't even describe him. No thoughts, head empty.

That's all I have rn

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