Izuku the Trouble magnet of my hero academia

Chapter (3)

Izuku POV

-------------------------------Back into his original world at hospital--------------------------

I have been plunged into the calming darkness, the same darkness that brought me here. I feel my body being pulled into a light space as I can now feel my eyelid and how heavy they are. I force them open to see a nurse and a bunch of doctors coming in and out very fastly before noticing that I have woken up.

My mother was actually the first to see that I woke up 'what the hell is going on' look around to see that a nurse has noticed as well and screened that got everyone's attention "oh my fuck, go ahead scream louder and try to blow my eardrums" I say In a groan as I force a pillow over my face noticing that my body feels like it went throw a major growth spurt.

I groan "mom no offense I will totally explain latter but I want a bottle of whisky and if I'm correct the major growth spurt my body did in the I'm going to assume coma I was in can help you explain a shit tone of questions." I feel a whack on my stomach I peak to see my mom crying "let my cry damn you, you've been in a coma for a year and the first thing you do when you wake up is cussing out a nurse and ask for alcohol."

I chuckle and sigh as I pull her into a hug before looking to a nurse "can I get pain killers and what you think a 29-year-old should take for feeling like I'm in a massive hangover."

The nurse was very shocked by the age but none the less listens to me and comes back with what I asked for and water with a bottle of whisky. She hands me the medicine and water and buts the whisky on the bedside table.

I smile and lip spoke 'thank you' before she left to let the main doctors check me over. After a whole lot of scans and body checks, they find a huge scar on my back that I responded with later as I was going to explain everything later.

They finished the test and called over a detective to help with their questions he had a lie-detecting quirk 'hu sounds like my onerary uncle's quirk.' I wait, as I examen my clothes they were the same clothes I was in before I left that last timeline, they somehow came with me. 

The door is knocked on and I yell "come in!" and their walks in uncle t-salty cause he was very salty about the villain I turned in that tried to rob me not because I turned them in or that they tried to rob me no~ because he got extra paperwork. "Yo high t-salty, you ready for the story of your life? I can break it down for you into things that your quirk will varify and I get to have a bottle of whisky without getting in trouble."

He quirked an eyebrow at me before noticing the untouched bottle of whisky next to me. He sighed "okay although I have to record this and remind you of my quirk for legal reasons you fine with that" I could tell he was annoyed that he even had to say that "yes you know I do."

I smirked as the doctors t-salty and my mother sat and stared "okay so one the big oaf all might got to me right as I passed out from suffocation as I am sure you should already know" He gave a nod "true" he said and I continue "I was in this comforting darkness before waking up into  a forset that I didn't know was until later that day after I took out an enemy military group that burnt down a village, apparently this was before quirks popped up into the world and they were in the middle of a war."

All of them stared at me in shock after t-salty said "true" I gasped and said "also I was there for seventeen years so my age now is 29" They all stared at t-salty and get sighed again "true" I chuckled "oh and I have a huge tolerance to alcohol so it generally takes about two and a half barrel's for me to get tipsy, and yes I know that sounds like I should be dead." He sighed even harder as he said "true."

Then I said in an innocent tone of voice "oh and the only knowledgeable reason why I'm back is that are base was infiltrated and I had built machines that should never be in the hands of people in power, and I set my right-hand man into a deletion portal that I made with the rest before shutting it off and blowing the place sky high,  I believe it is the crater that is overrun by plant and turned into a meadow in the forest of death."

That all looked at t-salty immediately as he looked even more tired before saying "true." I smiled before taking the whisky and downed half of it. I sighed before gasping "oh and that scare you all saw was from a sword as me and my right hand was dueling." Before downing the rest of the bottle.

I looked at the empty bottle sadly before mumbling "guess I will get a job before going to U.A." I looked at t-salty before saying "oh, and can I get a new I.D?" He sighed before looking at the person he came with who folded his hands together before handing me a brand new I.D. I smile a little and say "thanks."

I look at them as they all left except my mom who was still starring at the empty bottle of whisky a nurse walked in with my release forms saying "if you can run down the hall and back in less than thirty seconds then you can leave today."

I smirk and did exactly that in what I consider a slow jog. I grab the clipboard sign it before helping my mother out of the room. We walk to the car and sit in silence as I drive us home before she looked at me and said "when did you learn how to drive?" I gave her a side glance before pulling into the parking lot and taking the best spot there.

I turn the car off as we walk into the apartment to see a sulky kacchan on the couch I lean to my mom and whisper "has he been like this the whole time?" She gave a nod "yeah other than training and homework he is always here until Mitsuki comes and drags him home."

I smile and say loudly "wow this looks like a sad death sean, kinda like when I kicked kacchans ass the first time when played Mario cart." He froze and turned to me before tears ran down his face and he jumped onto me "izu-kun your back!!" I hug him before weakly trying to push him off "ew you spell like the embodiment of depression and feel like tears!!" He laughed before letting go and we invited his parents over before going to bed.

In the morning I woke at the ass crack of dawn I sighed before going onto the computer and finished up my high school and college courses the rest of the week gaining a teaching license and driving license. Finishing all schooling problems before kacchan dragged me out of the room with gramps behind us with yagi lagging.

I look at yagi and sigh "what's your time limit right now?" He hid behind a trash can as gramps answered "three hours, damn brat stopped listening to your advice when you went into a coma."

I sighed and grabbed his phone and called nezu it picked up right away "hello nezu sir this is all might's nephew, yes the one that was in the coma, yeah I just found out his time limit decreased from seven hours to three in the time I was in the coma he will be retiring right away and I would like his hero license revoked as he decided sense his baby sitter was asleep he could do what he want's, yes, yes thank you sir bye." I memorized nezu's number for later before giving yagi his phone back.

I looked into his eye's "you are just barely before the line of death and being quirkless, wall the quirkless part doesn't matter the fact that you are basically a walking zombie. You do not need to be a god, grow up you can't save everyone." I said before walking to the beach that is still forgotten and not being used and started to spare with kacchan giving him pointers here and there.

Apparently, the exam test is tomorrow so they just want to make sure that I am ready. I sighed as kacchan and I walked home splitting ways as we pass my street. I walk into the door to see someone I never thought I would see again. I smirked as I saw the chest game ready and to see an almost identical copy of me waiting for their next opponent. I sat down and started first, "so how long are you staying?" He sighed "a few days at least, I came to see how you were as being on I-island I get restrictions on info from here."

I sigh as I make my move again "check" and we sit in silence as he chose his next move and I go again "so I got into inventing to when I was younger still at it but it's probably at your level or higher by know, I will be going to the exam tomorrow." I move again "checkmate" He sighed before chuckling "haven't been beaten in years, thank's for the challenge. You should go to bed it's been a long day and I'm still a little jet-lagged."

I sighed before going to bed peacefully that night.