Izuku the Trouble magnet of my hero academia

Chapter (5)

Izuku POV

I was floating in the calming darkness for what felt like an eternity and a couple of seconds at the same time. I just maneuvered myself into a position that felt right before resting as much as I could without falling asleep.

I was floating there for a while longer before the place brightened up in a gold glittery way and as I was blinded I saw sum symbols but I didn't get e good look at them so I don't know what they were. I then woke up in nezu's office falling I just barely caught myself and swung myself into a sitting position on the floor before losing my balance.

I laid down on the floor "I swear I will destroy every bridge in japan if this happens again." I curse under my breath when I realize I sprained my wrist. I sigh and look at the people in the room. "May I have the date in time nezu?" I ask looking at him waving at Aizawa like this was a normal thing.

I see nezu sigh and through files at me that landed at my side "It's ####### on the ## of ####, that match up with you?" I sighed a very long sigh "the only thing not matching his where I appeared, I swear I have bad and good like that both decided to screw with me and screw me over."

I look at the very confused Aizawa "I hope you and mic are married or you'll face the consequences, and where the hell is that bottle of vodka you promised me?" He looked like he was trying not to cry "dude if you trying not to cry both me and nezu have seen you bawl your eyes out, this is a safe room."

He sighed and walked over to me and hugged me "missed you." He whispered into my ear and he let a few tears roll down his face before wiping them away. I rolled my eye's "are you and Yamada married yet?" He blushed before shaking his head no "bitch, tell me why before I beat you!"

He backed away "well um we wanted you to well unite us." He admitted that quickly there's something up "what's the catch, I mean I'm glad this is why but. What's the catch?" He blushed a little "well kinda maybe wanted you to babysit our 15-year-old son wall we are on our two days very short honeymoon."

I quirked an eyebrow "I hope you know I would have been said age if it weren't for my misfortune of time traveling situations. I'm fine with it cause we'll get along better but why not kayama...nevermind I just remembered she got worse over the years."

I facepalmed at the thought of leaving Kayama with any child "yeah I'm fine with that just let him know the basic's about me also I have the same number to text me some blackmail on everyone we know I need some new shit to stock up on.

He only gave a nod before walking out saying "ima fill everyone in, then go chug more coffee" I yelled back "I want my vodka!" as the door shut before I looked back at nezu who was looking at me amused I opened the folder satisfied with what was in it. I used my sense of smell and took his bottle of Spirytus Stawski. 

I looked at nezu and sat down "so...ignoring my multiple thefts of your alcohol what's my situation, do I need anything of what?" He sighed "I have a stock of that after the first time it happened, anyway the only thing that you can't avoid this time around is doing all three years of U.A."

I sighed before gulping the drink in my hand feeling a satisfying burn down my throat "okay, so I don't have to do homework other than like projects right, then during combat class just work on raising my quirk the rest of the way, cool-cool." I sighed "so, I can do paperwork during class, or hurry and finish projects before doing paperwork. Go out and do patrol with my partner then sleep. coolio."

I start walking to the door and the thing I said before I left to go pass out in the teacher's lounge was "might as well go undercover and babysit the class when needed to." He snickered before the door shut all the way as I marched into the teacher's lounge. When I opened the door the whole room looked at me and froze. 

I chugged the rest of the bottle set it on the counter keeping eye-contact with every one of the teachers before turning to the three I know personally "Bitch 1(nemi). Bitch 1(Yamada), a bitch(Aizawa) If I wake up and don't see a bottle of vodka in front of me you're all going to spar with me when we get home."

With that done I passed out on the couch