World-Wolf - (ENGLISH)

Chapter 15

This Archie, the dude who I have just told you, he was at university back then. A good boy and all but a dogs addicted. Boys, if you had asked him the exact hairs numbers of a Bull Terrier, he would have known the answer. You have to be prepared to study at university after all.

Anyway, we stopped to eat something.  I wasn't hungry. The old Archie ordered three burgers with bacon and he knew what else. He wasn't overweight, but he had some fat on his belly. He looked like a drunker with forty years of experience in the sector. His abdomen was like a hard-boiled egg. You should have seen him. It is really changeling to describe a  of belly.

"I know the news of the car crash. Levi, I'm sorry. For everything, you know that you can count on me". Archie the mathematician — I call him like that because he, IT and maths were engaged and fucked much as well — said "you can count on me" with the mouth full of filthy garbage.

"Thanks, but the next time when you gotta do something like that, maybe swallow first and then say common stuff in an uncommon situation. It's going to work better. I tell you it just for you, not for me".

"You are always a great bastard, Levi".

That time he said the sentence with a garbageless mouth. Archie the mathematician was a good guy and don't believe he was a bookworm. Boys, you got it wrong. He had a magic touch with girls and he was rich.

"So, what's the latest?" The first burger was gone. He ate at a super-sonic speed.

"No news at all. I think I'll migrate in Russovskia shortly. I think. I haven't decided yet. 'Bout those kind of stuffs, you need time".

At that point, Archie glanced at me and after a while he laughed so loud. His mouth was a bacon-burger-cheese fountain. He was almost choking. A flat-back girl passed by and looked at us with a disgusting expression. She was right: Archie made me almost to vomit.

"You are always a great bastard. You never change". He continued drying off the tears. He was really crying because of the laughs. "Who do you wanna cheat, huh? You that think about stuffs?"

"You offend me if you behave like that! Anyway, I gotta tell you something, Archie".

I haven' revealed to the omniscient jury that I had been looking at something that Archie owned for a while. Actually something that he didn't own anymore.

"Shot! But not bullshit anymore because I would be forced to call a cleaning agency to clean the mess on the street" He said, cleaning his oiled lips with a Kleenex.

"You lost your hairs. I mean, you don't have almost any". For me was strange didn't have hairs at all. I have lots of them. Anyway, Archie did an embarrassing expression.

"Man, in a few months I'm gonna take some grass from the meadow and paste it on my head". That old brainiac killed me. I laughed for thirty seconds.

"Always a great bastard. I noticed that, you know? You can fuck everybody, but not me". He shook his index.

"Tell me one thing: do you have a spot where I can sleep tonight? I don't know where to go".

Archie killed a Coca-Cola can, then he hugged me. I was unprepared for something like that. From Archie you can except that he's gonna tell you "You're a great bastard", but not a hug. Not a hug, boys.

"I told ya before. You can count on me. Then my parents are away for some weeks. Free house. There's the dog, though. You and Tyson don't bear each other so much".

I have to tell you this account: The old Archie had this dog, a bastard adult called Tyson. Boys, if you had seen him, you would have fallen in love because the asshole did the sweet dog. But you didn't have to trust him. He was an authentic bastard. Once I was at Archie's house and I had forgot to shut the bathroom's door, when all of sudden you see the bastard come closer with nonchalance. He was sniffing like a hyena, then he had stopped on the threshold and we had studied at each other for something like seven or eight minutes. Then what he does... Without say a damn word, he had bitten my arm. I had hit him by a soap container and you can see Tyson stumbles like a drunker. In the meantime, I was still having a shit. At the end, Archie's mom had gave me the fault. I was twelve years old and I think that bastard is still alive.