❝𝕃𝕦𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕤❞ ~ A Hawks x Fem!Reader x Dabi Textfic/Crackfic

❝Hey, IDK who u r, but ILY❞

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Unknown:

Hey qwt~

Y/n:

Why the hell do I keep getting so many unknown number texts this week?

And ISTG if you say qwt instead of cutie I will find you and kill you

Unknown:

So u did join the lov?

Shame, you're pretty.

Y/n:

No.

Do I look like I have the free time to join with some rebel adult-children in need of a shower?

I'm a fucking art school student, bitch.

And fucking spell right or I will become a villain just long enough to stab you.

Tsukiko changed Unknown's name to Dumbass.

Dumbass:

TTwTT

Thats mean.

Meanie.

Dumbass changed Tsukiko's name to GrammarBitch

GrammarBitch:

Hypocrite.

Who the hell are you anyway?

And how do you know what I look like?

Dumbass:

The nam'es hawks.

And i was sent 2 find out about the person who suposedly joined th league.

I saw ur number in teh groupchat when they aded me.

Nyways. 

I have to report u now for contacting the league w/o alerting the police.

GrammarBitch:

Wow.

You really are a dumbass aren't you?

You're obviously a double agent, you said earlier it was "A shame" that I 'joined the lov'

Meaning you aren't actually all in there.

Also,

You told me that you're the pro hero Hawks.

Meaning I now know where you live.

And I can make good on my threats.