❝Animal Crossing and Oreos❞

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The LOV Chatroom

RaisinBran added Y/n to the chat.

RaisinBran changed Y/n's name to SaltyBitch

Dusty:

WHo the hell is this, Dabi?


RaisinBran:

Some random college kid we accidentally almost killed.


Blondere-sim:

Awwww

SO the lead was false?

Guess it's time to go sharpen my knifeys!

SaltyBitch:

That's both adorable and terrifying,

Good job!

Blondere-sim:

Awh

Thankiess 💖

SaltyBitch:

🥺 💓💕

I don't even know you yet,

But you're mine now child

Ilysm

No homo.

Blondere-sim:

*Le gasp*

I've been adopted.

Well then, you are my new mother

SaltyBitch:

Yay!

Wanna go shopping?

With what little spending money I just got from turning in a commission?

RaisinBran:

You finished that one already?

SaltyBitch:

Nope!

I have to do multiple at once to survive QwQ

I'm dirt poor and not lovin' it.

Some days I can't even buy McDonalds.

CrazyTMNT:
How the hell do you NOT afford McDonalds??

How are you still alive?

SaltyBitch:

You know what they say, 

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