❝You're a crackhead but NGL, that's kinda hot❞

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*Trigger warning: Killling, bloodshed, mention of pedophillia, human trafficking*

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RaisinMan:
Yo.

You alive still?

SaltyBitch:

Yeah?

Why wouldn't I be?

RaisinMan:
Oh good.

Some yakuza bastards thought they were gonna try and attack your school today.

Me and handjob heard through the underground system that you were one of the targets

SaltyBitch:

Smh, you kill a bunch of human traffickers once and suddenly everyone wants a piece of you.

Delete message?
Yes<  No

Message deleted

Awh, was someone worried?

RaisinMan:

NO

Whateveer would make you think that?

Handjob:

Yeah he freaked out and demanded we stop vandalizing Endeavor's agency to go check on you.


RaisinMan:
HOW TF ARE YOU HERE THIS IS A DM??


Handjob:
I'm a minecraft modder, I can do anything.


SaltyBitch:

Aajshdkjhfl-

You really stopped vandalizing Endevwhore's agency to check on me?

I'm honored-


Handjob:

LMAO

ENDEAVWHORE?
You two really were meant to be.

AIght I'mma head out it's time to go say hi to my animal crossing villagers.

Later losers.

Handjob is offline

SaltyBitch:

Cya Dusty.

Anyways,

Hey Dabi, wanna do smth IRL?
I'm bored af and don't have any commissions to do RN.

RaisinMan:

Yeah sure.

I'm not doing anything either TBH.

Got anything in mind?

SaltyBitch:

Yeah, I know a good place for soba, 

❝𝕃𝕦𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕤❞ ~ A Hawks x Fem!Reader x Dabi Textfic/CrackficWhere stories live. Discover now