Photo Shoot (Revised) NaruSasu

The Uchiha House

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. ~Zora Neale Hurston

"You have until my lunch break is over to ask whatever it is that you want to ask," Itachi said, still looking at his computer as he typed whatever he was working on. He obviously wasn't very interested in telling about his life. His body language told Kurama that he wasn't going to get any truly good information out of the man.

"Don't you think that you should at least look at me while I ask you questions?" the red head asked, obviously not amused by the way the oldest Uchiha was acting. Part of him just wanted to smack his Uchiha arrogance off his face, the other part wanted to kiss it off. 'I wonder what would work better at getting him to pay attention, punching him or kissing him. Either one would probably get me kicked out of the building,' he pondered as he looked at the man.

"As long as I answer your questions isn't that all you need?" the other man asked. 'He could be a fun play toy,' Itachi thought while he looked the other man up and down while smirking. He knew that he was probably irritating the man, but he didn't care, that was his goal. If the man was going to ask questions about him, shouldn't he have fun with it? It wasn't his fault that tormenting people was something that he found fun.

'He's enjoying this,' Kurama realized. 'Well two can play that game,' a sly smile spread across his face. "You're right, I'm sure I could always just use my imagination to fill the space on the page since you won't be cooperative," Kurama shrugged. He wasn't going to let the other man win. The red head knew that Itachi wanted him to get angry, but he wasn't going to give him the satisfaction.

"That's defamation of character," Itachi said in a bored tone. "Make up shit about me and I'll sue your ass," he smirked triumphantly, yet still keeping the monotone sound to his voice. "Don't forget, I have the best lawyers in the city," he reminded him calmly with hint of smugness.

"Well then why don't you just talk to me?" he said with a smile, only this time it was getting a little flirtatious. 'He could be fun to tame,' he thought, as if the man were some kind of wild animal. "You did agree to do the article, remember?" he asked.

"Ask your questions, maybe I'll answer," replied Itachi; leaning back in his chair with what was almost a smile gracing his lips.

"Are you gay?" was the first question that slipped out of his mouth. It had nothing to do with the article and what he'd write in it, he wanted to know for his own personal knowledge. He was guessing that by the way the oldest Uchiha was looking at him that the answer was yes, but he didn't just want to assume.

"Do you think I'm stupid?" Itachi asked. "I'm not going to talk about my personal life," he continued. "If you want to ask anything, ask about the company and things related to it," he said, very sure that he wouldn't slip up when answering the questions.

"That's a yes if I've ever heard one," Kurama replied with a low chuckle. "Come on, just tell me something about yourself that no one else knows," the red head said with a smile. "One personal thing that I can use," he said.

"Nice try," Itachi said. "Just so you know, you've wasted ten minutes. If I were you, I'd start asking your questions," he told the red head.

Kurama sighed and started to ask him questions that he knew the other man would answer. After the hour was up, he had plenty of information to write an article on Itachi, though none of it was very personal. All the questions were along the lines of, "How does it feel to be one of the youngest business owners in the world?" to which Itachi answered, "It feels good, it would be better if it would have happened under different circumstances." The only time it got anywhere near personal was in the last few minutes of the interview when he asked about Itachi's parents.