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hermione : synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if i invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.

ron : my favourite is 'butt dial' vs 'booty call'.

pansy : it's called connotation.

draco : also, 'forgive me, father, for i have sinned.'

draco, winking at a blushing harry : vs 'sorry daddy, i've been naughty.'

hermione : great news! language has now been cancelled.

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