harry : there's 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
ron : bloody hell, harry, your pick up lines are pathetic and they won't work on draco.
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harry : there's 20 letters in the alphabet, right?pansy : fuck off.
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harry : there's 20 letters in the alphabet, right?ginny : if you value your “D”, i'd recommend you'd stop sending me these shitty lines.
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harry : there's 20 letters in the alphabet, right?hermione : harry, do you need a tutor? i'm more than happy to find you someone who'll help you with your math skills.
hermione : and it won't work on draco.
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harry : there's 20 letters in the alphabet, right?draco : no, there's, 28.
BONUS
ron : there's 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
hermione : no, darling, there's 26 ;)
ron : oh, i forgot... U R A Q T ;)
hermione : you're still missing one letter ;)
ron : i'll give you the “D” later ;)
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𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book two
Humor- 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 ꒷꒦꒷ ⁀➷.. 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𖤐₊˚ ☆彡 ꒰#𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝒀 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑨𝑩𝑳𝒀 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑫 𝑨𝑻 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑵𝑻꒱ ❝𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘰, 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳...